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Excuse

a term that your mom, boss, dad, and anyone superior to you will call any of your logical reasons for not doing something because they are a stupid bitch and can go eat a dick.
mom: did you pick up the dogs shit?

son: sorry mom, i broke my wrist on a lightpost and then fell into 20 thumbtacks that were covered in salt and hand sanitiser

mom: cut it with the fucking excuses!
by ItsKeggii December 8, 2020
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Excuse Me

If you're wondering why im standing here, you're in my way.
Excuse me.
by EroIsKool December 22, 2023
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Excusal

When some on says you are excused. This word origionated in Ms. Hutsell's 8th grrade core class, and is now used in everyday conversation.
"I will wait for you to get all packed up beofre I give you the excusal."
by Will Cohen December 11, 2004
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EXCUSE ME, WHAT THE FUCK?!

person 1: *logs onto reddit and goes to r/noahgettheboat*
person 1: EXCUSE ME, WHAT THE FUCK?!
*person 1's parent proceeds to whoop them*
by direct crit October 21, 2023
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Excuse

Kush: “it’s not an excuse it’s a shitty reason.”

Nick: “that’s the same thing.”
by RigbyTheGreat July 23, 2021
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Mental disorder excusing

When an individual uses their clinically diagnosed mental disorder as an excuse for their reckless or unapologetic behavior and actions.
“John literally thinks he can do anything he wants and not be accountable for his crappy actions all because he has autisim. That’s the definition of Mental disorder excusing“
by Startupedition April 8, 2024
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excuse the fuck out of me

*hunter posts*

zendaya: excuse the fuck out of me.
by papichulo445 February 27, 2021
mugGet the excuse the fuck out of memug.

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