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Eternal Boner

A boner men get when they’re around the girl that they see as the hottest girl in their opinions. Eternal boners can happen from a guy looking at a super hot nude girl on porn, seeing a naked hot in person when they’re about to have sex with them, or seeing their crush naked whatever if it’s in porn or real life.
Me: Man, I cannot stop thinking about Matilde. Every time I see her naked pictures and videos from her Onlyfans, I feel like I get an eternal boner. If I see her naked in person, I’d really have an eternal boner.

Person: Dude, you’re obsessed with her. You wouldn’t last one second having sex with her.

Me: Yes, but I’d still have a huge boner after cumming. I bet I could cum multiple times.

Person: Yeah, right.
by AntiCircumcisionMan January 3, 2021
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Eternal Racks

Being rich as fuck, ballin' outta control. To put your team on . To show your family how to run it up
Showed my son how to run it up now we got eternal racks
by Runtzdaplugg May 9, 2023
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Eternity

No Beginning

No Middle

No Ending
Eternity
by Ebonyeternity July 12, 2021
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Martinez: The Eternal Reset (Tsu); The First Juvenile Release

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Martinez: The Eternal Reset (Tsu); The First Juvenile Release
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Martinez: The Eternal Reset (Tsu); The First Juvenile Release
by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim January 26, 2025
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eternal nightmare

A Roblox game with an incredibly polished PvE and boss fights, currently in a rework...
Person 1: Yoooo, dawg you wanna play eternal nightmare and kill ex hades?
Person 2: not rn mane, I am getting scolded...
Person 3: what the fuck is eternal nightmare..? Is it that persona game..
by ErrrSmiley November 28, 2023
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Eternal Comet

This is a gamertag for a guy named Dominick
Did you play with Eternal Comet last night he's pretty good at the game
by Lookoverthere181 January 1, 2021
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hope springs eternal

( invented by Bret Baier at Fox News after the Louisiana flooding of Aug 2016): there's always hope even in the face of the worst disasters.
Donald Trump is running for president out of nationalism, patriotism and a more mature understanding (than Hilary Clinton) of the phrase hope springs eternal, specially when it applies to the inner city problems facing America
by Sexydimma April 7, 2021
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