Dork Shard

Term used for any pansy playing World of Warcraft (WoW)

My husband is such a tool all he does is sit on the computer and pick up dork shards instead of banging me!

by jopazo June 18, 2009

dork sided

"Dark sided" as pronounce by the screaming Christian psychopath from trading spouses.

(at the loudest projectible voice) You are all dork sided!!!!! Un-whole-eee!! Garghouls, tarrot-curds, dorkness, dork-sided-ed-nesssss!!!! Get the **** outta my goddam house in the name of Jesus Christ!! amen ...

by wmike145 November 18, 2005

Orkin Dork

The Orkin Man in the commercials... Standing at attention with his Orkin Helmet and sign on a stick... giving the evil eye to the giant termites.

At the end of the typical Orkin TV commercial, the Orkin Dork gives the evil eye to the giant termite.

by Side of Fries April 1, 2011

Grade A dork

Grade A dork

Anybody who goes around in an Inspector Gadget coat, is violent, has a shitty temper, lies alot, and prefers his women to not speak english.

That Grade A dork kicked me for no reason.

Beware of that Grade A dork, he beats people up - including the few women that he can get.

That Grade A dork threatened to kill me.

by original_oseanoman December 14, 2009

Dork Punch

The act of an over-exaggerated "fake" punch toward a friend, family member or co-worker.

Brody dork punched Justin after Justin teased Brody about his poor web-development skills.

by AnonymousHack April 2, 2010

dork shelf

a shelf within a room in which typically unacceptable or nerdy paraphernalia is acceptable and in most cases cool to have on display

Dude, Nick has a bad ass dork shelf, it has the original Storm Shadow action figure, a signed photo of the Greatest American Hero, some Star Trek books, and the original floppy disks for MS DOS 5.0.

by supirio March 9, 2010

bamf dork

1. a person who is so dorky that their a bad-ass in their own way

Dude, even though throwing cards is kind of dorky, you're pretty much a bamf dork at it.

by millernm November 25, 2010