My husband is such a tool all he does is sit on the computer and pick up dork shards instead of banging me!
by jopazo June 18, 2009
(at the loudest projectible voice) You are all dork sided!!!!! Un-whole-eee!! Garghouls, tarrot-curds, dorkness, dork-sided-ed-nesssss!!!! Get the **** outta my goddam house in the name of Jesus Christ!! amen ...
by wmike145 November 18, 2005
The Orkin Man in the commercials... Standing at attention with his Orkin Helmet and sign on a stick... giving the evil eye to the giant termites.
At the end of the typical Orkin TV commercial, the Orkin Dork gives the evil eye to the giant termite.
by Side of Fries March 16, 2011
Grade A dork
Anybody who goes around in an Inspector Gadget coat, is violent, has a shitty temper, lies alot, and prefers his women to not speak english.
Anybody who goes around in an Inspector Gadget coat, is violent, has a shitty temper, lies alot, and prefers his women to not speak english.
That Grade A dork kicked me for no reason.
Beware of that Grade A dork, he beats people up - including the few women that he can get.
That Grade A dork threatened to kill me.
Beware of that Grade A dork, he beats people up - including the few women that he can get.
That Grade A dork threatened to kill me.
by original_oseanoman December 15, 2009
by AnonymousHack April 02, 2010
a shelf within a room in which typically unacceptable or nerdy paraphernalia is acceptable and in most cases cool to have on display
Dude, Nick has a bad ass dork shelf, it has the original Storm Shadow action figure, a signed photo of the Greatest American Hero, some Star Trek books, and the original floppy disks for MS DOS 5.0.
by supirio March 09, 2010
by millernm November 23, 2010