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Divorce Preventor

The D you give your wife on V-day to prevent divorce and being your marriage back from the brink
Heading home to give the Mrs. soem divorce preventor.
by anonymous February 11, 2025
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Cable and divorce

A play on "Netflix and Chill." This is for more established couples who are tired of each other and their daily routine(s). "Cable and divorce" is basically the beginning of the end...because hey, who still has cable anyway?
Me: "We went from 'Netflix and chill' to 'cable and divorce' in under 2 years."
by AndrewsOnIt January 10, 2016
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reason for divorce

Did you know the main reason for divorce is marriage?
by FamAlt March 24, 2024
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Divorced

Having beliefs that are inconsistent with rational thought. Divorced from reality.
Tom Brady is reaching new levels of divorced by giving up a sports commentator gig to try stand-up comedy.
by vuxedo voxel February 28, 2023
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Divorced Dad Rock

A style of rock, in which includes bands such as Creed, Pearl Jam, and Stone Temple Pilots. This word was popularized by rock social media.
Everybody love a bit of divorced dad rock every now and then. Who doesn’t love Pearl Jam?”
by Androidxpert59674 November 10, 2025
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The Divorce Party

A single-issue political party that advocates for a disunion of factions that vitiate each others plans instead of working together to improve their country.
The conspicuous incompatibility of the republican & democratic parties' policies evinced a need for " the divorce party " to advocate for a disunion.
by MoribundMurdoch May 18, 2021
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Divorce

divorce is a nasty nasty thing. it is so terrible and disgusting. divorce is 100% worse on children, when a kid's parents get divorced It basically sets them up for failure. as a person with divorced parents I can tell you it sucks for everyone. TRUST ME if you have kids don't get divorced, the parents always fight about insurance, and the kids always worry if they are going to be at mom or dad's house so they can go somewhere
I am sorry if you have divorced paents
by someone_hates_you February 2, 2023
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