Divorce

hehehehehehehe you always look so cute when you say divorce hehehehehe

Victim: John, I want a Divorce
John: hehehehehe

by John hehehehe November 18, 2019

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Divorce Preventor

The D you give your wife on V-day to prevent divorce and being your marriage back from the brink

Heading home to give the Mrs. soem divorce preventor.

by anonymous February 11, 2025

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Living-in divorce

due to financial reasons divorce having to live with you wife and ex wife in the same household

joe: think about it having to say hi to you ex while on the way down to breakfast with you current one
jake: ain't that bigamy
joe: no that's a living-in divorce

Jake: no its a nightmare

by Theamazinggeek May 19, 2017

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Divorced with benefits

When you're not married anymore or dating but your'e still fucking.

Marriage had been OK but Divorced with benefits was even better. Tons of sex and none of the frustration.

by ApricotFields June 25, 2020

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Sister in Divorce

Also known as SID - Two women that share the same ex husband but who have bonded through experience through growth and healing.

I just love my sister in divorce - she’s the best.

by Revita S June 2, 2024

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Texas Divorce

A sexual position in which the parties are standing up and tied together with a belt. To qualify as a true Texas Divorce, belt buckle must be at least 5” in diameter.

After we rode the mechanical bull, I took her back to my place for a Texas Divorce.

by LesleeB February 12, 2020

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