When you lose your spouse's friends in the divorce and you lose your own friends because you are so sad and depressed that everyone avoids you like the plague.
Since her marriage ended, Jill's sadness created an onset of Divorce-Leprosy that made even the oldest of her friends avoid being around her.
by xlittlellama July 22, 2022
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Guy 1: did you see the news? Some guy tried to shoot his wife for leaving him and then he shot himself. Thank God the woman survived
Guy 2: sounds like a Hialeah divorce
Guy 2: sounds like a Hialeah divorce
by L00kItUp August 25, 2022
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by LemonPoundCake November 23, 2022
Get the Divorce mug.Jerry: WHAT HAPPENED?
Kelly: I punched his dad.
Jerry: So you're not getting married, then.
Kelly: Yes, it's a Proto-Divorce.
Kelly: I punched his dad.
Jerry: So you're not getting married, then.
Kelly: Yes, it's a Proto-Divorce.
by Cromwelle October 7, 2022
Get the Proto-Divorce mug.A Divorce Fart is when your poor spouse enters your fart cloud and the stench is so offensive that it results in divorce.
“Liesel had been warning Jeff for years that he’s going to eventually dish out the divorce fart. Little did he know it would be so soon. Beef stew was a bad choice”
by CleorgeGooney January 19, 2022
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