Coochie SideQuest

A coochie sidequest is when you stray off your path on the coochie quest and decide to hit up a bar or club and momentarily make that your focus.

Coochie sidequests are admirable parts of storytelling to the boys around a campfire of sorts. But coochie sidequests should never be the full story or ur just lame.

Bro 1: So as I was at the halfway mark of the coochie quest, my car broke down. Coincidentally in front of a club. I decided to pursue a coochie sidequest as it was getting close to the edge of dusk.
Bro 2: Dude, please just get to the point.

by legen-waitforit-dairy February 15, 2022

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Coochie Cum

When the vaginal canal starts leaking with juices.

Guy 1: Last night the girl that I was with had tons of juices flowing.
Guy 2: Bro... That's called coochie cum.

by Prince de Clout May 22, 2019

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coochie check

When you use your coochie to get men to buy goods and services for you.

Alicia tried to buy herself a car with a coochie check and it bounced.

by catlady70 February 4, 2016

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Roachy Coochie

In reference to a woman's vagina so incredibly disgusting that it seems like roaches could come out of it at any time.

Ryan: "Dude, this girl I matched with on Tinder had a total roachy coochie. That shit was disgussin man."
Bill: "Damn man, that shit is nasty as hell. I'd still hit it though."

by Mike Ooch December 21, 2022

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Coochie Conservationist

A Person that believes in conserving the coochie till marriage

Ethan: Hey Fred have you and Ann had intercourse with your genitals yet?

Fred: No! I’m a Coochie Conservationist

Ethan: oh ok Fred I hope her juices are fermenting nicely 😀

by Pseudonym enthusiast December 9, 2020

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