Every once in a while a long-term Facebook friend reacts to one of my posts like they just woke up from a coma and missed all my posts for the last several years.
Today on Facebook I made a joke about conspiracy theories, my first joke on that topic ever, and a woman that has been in my friends list since 2015 says that my right wing/conspiracy posts are getting old. She's a Coma Commenter.
by DrBrian December 23, 2020
The act of, typically on YouTube and other media sites, skimming the comments for their rating without actually reading the comments, in hope of finding comments that have been highly rated for being insightful or a good sense of quick, bite-sized humor.
by Jon VonDouchenheimer September 04, 2013
Condition whereby confused or oblivious (often elderly) people befoul a social media post with inane, irrelevant, offensive or otherwise horrid replies.
/normal human posts cover photo of beautiful sunset
Normal human's commentally retarded parent replies: "WHAT TIME ARE YOU GOING TO UNCLE JOE'S FOR SUPPER NEXT WEEK ? !"
Normal human's commentally retarded parent replies: "WHAT TIME ARE YOU GOING TO UNCLE JOE'S FOR SUPPER NEXT WEEK ? !"
by Captain Walleye November 29, 2021
by JohnDickington July 12, 2022
Comments that have been edited. Can either be a fixed typo, a smart addition to the comment, or most likely,
Edit: OMG ThAnkS fOR 1.4k LiKeS
Edit: OMG ThAnkS fOR 1.4k LiKeS
by The lazy second coming of God August 20, 2020
(Friend receiving hundreds of notifications about a status he liked an hour ago)
Anthony: This is the dumbest comment-sation ever.
Anthony: This is the dumbest comment-sation ever.
by Ethan and Anthony NJ October 28, 2011
You, reading this now: "Fuck, I really hate this definition, which this obvious (insert hated political party here), douche-bag wrote, but the 'Thumbs-Down' button doesn't adequately summarize the rage with which I would cram sharp, pointy objects up his ass, were I given the chance. If only there was a COMMENTS SECTION, I could properly express my anger by typing something whitty like, 'shut up, you commi', that would teach 'em"!
by StrongDynamics September 28, 2020