Christopher is the only man you need. He will make you laugh in the darkest time. literally the sexiest man alive. Prob is dating his cousin though, but it's ok because she hot.

1. Christopher is so hot and sexy

2. I Knooowwwwww

Christopher by LiterallyBritish December 13, 2022

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allisann’s really cool hot beautiful sexy boyfriend

“yo who is christopher? he’s kinda cute ngl”
“that’s allisann’s boyfriend”

christopher by allisann February 13, 2023

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most Christopher's are very caring people but suffer a lot in silent and if you say something little as "You didn't care enough you him" you could possible hurt him a lot so be carful on what you say because one little thing can be bigger than you think. and don't let him suffer because he might have depressed thought's and if you think he is joking on suicidal stuff he isn't

person :I bet you don't what pain is
Christopher: ...
person Christopher?
Christopher: starts crying*

Christopher by info holder 2.0 February 28, 2023

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The nicest guy in the world. He slowly keeps into your heart and warms your soul with the gentlest of ease until you feel like you never want to let go. He catches you by surprise with kisses in elevators and nights with the soundest of sleep. When trying to leave the bed he can pull you back with just the simplest of glances... yes, he is a keeper.

A Christopher is Lance Armstrong, Peter Vanderkaay and Steve Prefontaine all rolled up into one.... just YES!!

christopher by chrisjamesjr March 11, 2023

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