by Bob Fligerstaf May 07, 2006
An item that the band Weezer could sing about, and it would still sound awesome. Becasue cheeze is awesome.
by The Swedish October 01, 2005
A small bun, filled with cream, covered in chocolate sauce. Has holes you can stick your dick through, enjoied by men and women (with dildos) made from antique plastic gnome replicas, cheese is high in cholesterol and can kill fat people. Also nutrient rich, cheese is high in vitamin C and fluids. Making it a good medicine for a sick fish. Cheese is also reffered to a candel, although if you are desiring to put your peins into a candel, ensure that it is not lit. If lit, you will feel a sharp pain followed blackness and de-balledness.
skinny man: Dude, why is your dick black?
Fat man: Oh, I put it in some cheese?
Fat man: Soo, what's up?
Skinny man: Your cholesterol fatty!
Fat Man explodes..
Awkward........................
Fat man: Oh, I put it in some cheese?
Fat man: Soo, what's up?
Skinny man: Your cholesterol fatty!
Fat Man explodes..
Awkward........................
by Dimdog December 22, 2012
by lifuz May 15, 2003
1. That mouse stole my cheese.
2. *Person A gets owned because Person B dropped mass siege tanks into Person A's base and finished it up in 20 secs with the help of the hax0r flamestrike+blizzard cheese combo*
Person B: "O_O pwned, i r teh secks"
Person A: "its cheese"
2. *Person A gets owned because Person B dropped mass siege tanks into Person A's base and finished it up in 20 secs with the help of the hax0r flamestrike+blizzard cheese combo*
Person B: "O_O pwned, i r teh secks"
Person A: "its cheese"
by ItsTrue March 01, 2005
by Badme January 07, 2003
n. To get high off of a cat's urine.
An unusual but existing method of getting a buzz amongst kids, made famous by the show South Park.
An unusual but existing method of getting a buzz amongst kids, made famous by the show South Park.
by Yamalla March 27, 2008