Boxing Day

The day after Christmas where people return presents they received because they either already had a duplicate, or just didn't like the item.

17:03 Joe32: what do you guys do on boxing day?
17:03 John33: Return crap presents.
17:03 Joe32: oh
17:03 John33: Buy more ****
17:03 Joe32: why dont we have that holiday?
17:03 John33: For returning presents.

by USS Vagrant December 28, 2005

boxing queen

A male boxer, who always has man breasts. This male boxer dresses up like a woman and boxes against women.

"The boxing queen is destroying that girl in the ring!"

by Jaux T. Pose' December 7, 2006

Cock Boxing

1. Cockslap
2. To take a penis (removed from a male's body) and slap an ugly person across the face with it.
3. Another form of 'normal' boxing, but involving female opponents and amputated penises.

"She was really annoying me, so I cock boxed her down to the ground!"

"That person looks like George Bush - they deserve a cock boxing".

"What'd you do last night?" "Cock boxed." "Did you win?" "No, some other bitch had a bigger cock than me."

by Skiface February 3, 2008

bipolar boxing

you take boxing and bipolar ppl to it. you beat each other up, laugh, and then double team on a friend and beat them, ending with you both laughing and crying holding each other and laughing again

Emily and i met in the hall randomly and engaged in a round of bipolar boxing while stopping to beat on a friend and laughed.

by jali101 August 14, 2008

ice boxing

The act of having violent sex while under the influence of nitrous oxide.

Can be used in combination with viagra also known as ice poling

My dentist is the winner of the ice boxing olympics and I get to fix her cavities.

by zoomass~Ninja~ July 29, 2011

foxy boxing

the most remixed song in the history of songs. also the best song ever.

bhindz - foxy boxing

by bhindz November 10, 2003

boxing

Boxing is without a doubt the hardest thing you could ever undertake. Boxing bouts can last from 3 rounds of 2 minutes up to 12 rounds of 3 minutes. opponents are matched with people of similar weight (often no more than 3 or 4 kilograms apart.) Boxing requires enormous skill, strength, speed, reflexes, agility and incredible physical and mental toughness. People who claim karate/other martial arts are better because you can kick and grapple are stupid. Boxers are better movers and possess much more speed, strength etc..than any other martial arts practitioners, and this is the reason boxing is great- it is a technically simple sport that is still a science and an art and something you need incredible physical attributes to do.

Taekwondo guy tries to kick a person who does boxing in the face, boxer ducks and hits taekwondo guy with a hard combo to the body, taekwondo guy falls to ground and cries.

by boganzrockthehouse December 21, 2007