asshat

A term commonly used by head mechanics. Describing where objects should be retrieved from.

" AssHat"

" Where do you expect me to find a new bus? Pull it outta my Asshat!"

by Yummymummy4 August 9, 2016

asshat

A true douchebag worse than an asshole probably the type of person to have a comb over

He parked I'm a handicapped parking spot what an asshat

by swegyoloz November 18, 2013

Asshat

An asshat is someone who isn't worthy of the title "asshole", so they put their hole on their hat therefore making them an asshat.

"______ (name), don't be a fricking asshat"

Similar funny quote:
"______ (name), get your head out of your ass it isn't an ass.

by Omnomcookies February 3, 2015

Asshat

An individual so devoid of intellectual capacity as to render their person, more specifically from the torso up, as nothing more than a decorative headpiece resting atop their buttocks. This is not to be confused with the verb "asshat", which is the physical act of cranial-rectal inversion.

St. Anselm: "God is a being than which no greater being can be conceived. If God does not exist in actuality, then he can be conceived to be greater than he is. Therefore, God exists.”

David Hume: "You just begged the question, you fucking asshat!"

by The Real Mad Hatter February 16, 2017

asshat

andrew parr

“andrew parr is such an asshat”

by oougaboouga August 24, 2019

Asshat

The silly miniature sombrero tour guides put on their burros for tourists at the Grand Canyon.

That's some asshat right there.

by Bee Vomit October 11, 2020

asshat

A person who wears their ass on their head, in other words they don’t tend to be conscious of their surroundings.

Kayla doesn’t pick up her feet when she walks, Kayla is an asshat

by Doin it for Dale May 14, 2020