zoe

zoe is so hot and has the most voluptuous ass and titties. everyone wants to fuck her and her tight creamy hole.

zoe is my favorite oomf

by myholeitch October 11, 2020

zoe

A zoe is the street name for an ounce of weight. It is the abbreviated Oz. backwards with an "e" at the end.

How much for a half zoe?

I smoke a full zoe last night dog!

by Highena April 03, 2010

Zoe

Zoe is one motha fuka who can't be brave enough to share her feelings

"Go tell him, stop being such a Zoe!!!"

by lioninoil December 13, 2016

Zoe

A socially awkward but cute creature, extremely beautiful and creative, but as rare as a pearl.
The beauty of this creature is unprecedented, very loyal and factual. Sometimes it doesn’t see its own beauty, but that’s ok, Mik is always there to show her the true beauty of herself

Holy shit is that the magnificent zoe

by Magic mik January 19, 2019

Zoe

A girl who seems nice at first but then you date her and she lies and acts like a whore but doesn't actually put out. She will take you for granted and then not actually care about you and just try to make you feel bad for her when you didn't do anything. She is insanely dumb and doesn't understand common knowledge.

My ex girlfriend was such a Zoe

by dookie everywhere July 05, 2011

Zoe

Zoe meaning lif in Greek and uniquely different in Japanese. Gets mad at other Zoe's cause they're not full of life they are full of Starbucks (I am a Zoe) Rare friend to come across. Loves all her friends. Can be really annoying. Is in love with the 60s,70s, 80s, and 90s. Most likely will hav Brown yes and Dark Dark DARK brown hair.

Zoe means life and uniquely different.
Me: YOU SHOULDN'T BE NAMED ZOE BECAUSE YOU'RE FULL OF STAKBUCKS NOT FULL OF LIFE GIVE ME BACK MY NAMEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Everyone else: Yeah

by Zoeeeeeeeeeeeeee February 08, 2017

Zoe

An awkward girl that cockstops any of your crew, making them both annoying to hang out with when near eachother.

"Bein' ditched sucks"
"Ya man, tom fell for that Zoe, fo sho."

by Adadadizzle November 11, 2008