April 15th is National Send Your GF a Dick Pic Day, so celebrate by sending that special girl a pic of your dick!
by gojolover239 April 15, 2024
Get the National Send Your GF a Dick Pic Day mug.On May 6th, the day after Cinco De Mayo, it is tradition in American culture to take turns on Cowens Bumhole, stuffing your meat stick where the sun don’t shine.
Person 1: Yay it’s May 6th!
Person 2: What does that mean?
Person 1: It’s National shove your dick in cowen day!
Person 2: What does that mean?
Person 1: It’s National shove your dick in cowen day!
by Ballsandshit May 5, 2024
Get the National Shove Your Dick in Cowen Day mug.Using testosterone rather than your brain by buying the biggest baddest item just for bragging rights rather than usefulness, such as buying a 6 burner grill when you’re only cooking for yourself or buying a chainsaw with a 48 inch bar just for cutting the occasional small tree.
Guy 1: why are you shopping with your dick? You would never use that.
Guy 2: I just want it for shits and giggles.
Guy 1: Your money pal, not mine.
Guy 2: I just want it for shits and giggles.
Guy 1: Your money pal, not mine.
by Thefanman July 6, 2022
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person1: get off my dick!
person2: yeah, your dick is bigger than mine
person1: get off my dick!
person2: yeah, your dick is bigger than mine
by marleyk1ng June 19, 2022
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Get the national post your dick day mug.Regional variation on "Take a flying fuck at a rolling doughnut." Used to tell someone to fuck off or scram.
by Alphonse the Great September 6, 2022
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