Yoga teacher

"Yoga teacher more like yo-mama!"
1. Cause her voice is so nice to listen to
2. She has a yoga body
3. She teachers yoga!

Wow! Is that a yoga teacher, Ame????

by Dvdeez123 September 29, 2021

Biological-Yoga

a method of Ancient Yoga, a natural science that can align a human's physical life or complete brain/body organism (which ideally extends to one's closest social network) to their inner/eternal/spiritual life or soul/essence/breath in order to function, develop and evolve optimally in context to their given time and space; breath control, simple meditation, the daily practice of bodily postures, individual specific physical outlets, spiritual studies, and aligning with universal biological and spiritual truths are incorporated elements.

Ex: Attachment and Conscious Non-Violent Parenting of one's own offspring or that of any orphaned earthlings is an integral part of discovering one's higher purpose through Biological-Yoga.

I practice Biological-Yoga which is not a career accomplishment, but a method of bettering one's existence with daily practice.

by karmajohn July 11, 2018

yoga cult

A cult of people that have yoga in common, the more difficult poses they can do, the higher they rise in the cult's hierarchy.

She wanted everyone to be yogi so that she wouldn't end up left out of the yoga cult she started.

by The Original Agahnim November 19, 2021

Chin Yoga

A special moment where you get ya cock sucked (SFS)

“Yeah man, it was a crazy night, she gave me the best Chin Yoga I have ever had son!”

by Mr Meow January 15, 2024

Yoga pants politics

When a company is so focused on work culture you can’t figure out what they actually sell

I don’t need your yoga pants politics
-Chris Rock

by Bxexnx March 5, 2023

Yoga Quack

Yoga Quack: 1. One who divorces so-called "yoga" from its factual Hindu roots. 2. One who charges money for Yoga. 3. One who puts their personal name on Yoga.

Example of a Yoga Quack: Mark's Yoga; Babu's Yoga $50 an hr.

by Real Yoga December 17, 2012

HOT MONKEY YOGA

Hot Monkey YOGA Incorporates the Use Of Her Hot monkey. ( vagina)

HOT MONKEY YOGA My Yoga Instructor showed Me How To Use Her Hot Monkey. And The Poses She Knew, Will Remain Indelibly, etched in My Mind.

by Richard ( Dick ) Gozinia June 2, 2024