GoldBond Yoga

Generally a morning ritual, the act of thoroughly powdering your's (and/or other's) genitals before getting dressed.

*Think: like a baby getting his/her diaper changed, legs up!

"Dude, the humidity is giving me a rash, I need to practice GoldBond Yoga"

by EL G September 26, 2014

Yoga Flame

One of the many Street Fighter sounds that can be heard in Kanye's 'The Life of Pablo' song, Facts.

Kanye: Now we hottest in the streets, it ain't no discussion.
James Harden, Swaggy P runnin' up the budget. (YOGA FLAME!)

by American OG January 25, 2017

Tipsy yoga

the act of skyping your friend while tipsy to do yoga then fall over because you can't stand up.

During the quartine, Sophia and Erin like to do tipsy yoga in their spare time.

by sasquatch April 08, 2020

yoga jeans

jeans that are waaaay too skinny.

-man these new rappers can't claim to be a G

-true, not with them yoga jeans

by om8d June 05, 2018

yoga star

Someone famous in the yoga world.

I got the new Rodney Yee DVD yesterday. He's my favorite yoga star.

by robotmad April 29, 2007

now yoga

a phrase where you need to relax after finishing a conversation or when you’re in deep utter shit and you’re trying not to panic.

“ugh shes such a bitch”

“anyways, now yoga 🧘 ♀️ “

by 3thooba October 20, 2020

scubba yoga pants

Yoga pants soooo thick they hide the fat ripples.

She took off her scubba yoga pants and her ass fell apart.

by Snowplower March 24, 2017