physics wanker

A dweeb who gets his kicks by playing with 'male' and 'female' plugs in his lab.

He's staying late in the lab again? What a physics wanker. I hope he's got some surge protection.

by Gary LeCanard November 11, 2014

Skin Winder

Someone who performs the act of blowing on the the male genitalia.

David is dust, speaking of David Long he's skin winding some guy in the bathroom. Wow he's such a skin winder.

by ihazzkoolaid November 25, 2014

magic wicker

Put your fingertip on your asshole and fart then sniff your finger or make someone else smell it.

I tricked Dave by giving him a magic wicker, he thought he was gonna smell a new aftershave on my finger, instead he smelled my horrible fart.

by jonbatz October 21, 2015

Business Wanker

Low tier management, climbing the corporate ladder but just above peon and thinks they're the shit. Dresses in brand head to toe but drives a people carrier. Plays sport with other business wankers. Probably got a wankery name like Rory, Gavin or Gary

Gav is off to play golf with his fellow business wanker friends.

by Aimybot September 17, 2016

Walmart Wanker

A person who faps in a walmart bathroom stall originated from a true story that happened between me and my friend.

Dude : Whats that fapping noise coming from the walmart bathroom stall?

Dude #2 : AH SHIT ITS THE WALMART WANKER!!!

by SRPGShadow August 6, 2016

Trump Wanker

A very funny insult that is used only to target the stupid supporters of President Donald Trump. This term derives from the British TV sitcom, The Inbetweeners. It's generally shouted out of a car window while driving past or when walking by them. For extra credit, use the wanking gesture.

So, I saw these Trump supporters marching while on my way to work and I yelled "Trump Wankers!" at them. Got a good laugh out of it.

by jame6sthe6issilent November 17, 2020

Zone 6 Wanker

People who say they're from London when they're really, really not. Based on the Oyster travel card system where Zones 1-3 are generally recognized as actually being in an urban enviroment as opposed to the fucking boonies way out there in Chesham or Epping or some shit.

Mo: You say you're from London. Whereabouts?

Christopher: Ruislip. It's the last stop on the Central Line.

Mo: ...you are such a massive Zone 6 wanker.

by OMAR_THE_TERROR March 4, 2016