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Wesley (Winston, Gerome)

Probably paralyzed. Is the product of 2 very weird, polar opposite parents. One is highly inappropriate, and cringe af. Posting pics on the internet wearing panties. Is a black. The other may or may not exhibit racist tendencies. Is a white. The boy in the wheely chair is definitely going to be a biracial. A brown. He l also likes takis, saltine crackers. And is hella mean to any similarly biracial girl humans whose name is likely to be either Iris or Melissa. That girl’s dad is a large, tubby McFat Fuck bastard.
Person 1: “Ooh! Ohh! Do Wesley!”
Person 2: “WAIT! DOES IT SAY PROBABLY PARALYZED?!”

Person 3: “thought to themselves… hold my fucking beer… and typed manifested this nonsense into existence!”

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by -B. (The mom of Ris.) September 22, 2023
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Wesley C.

A Wesley C. is important within the NEW definition of the Picard.

A Wesley C. does not have or never had sexual intercourse on or in or under the Enterprise.

The Picard is a single, tiny piece of grain which wandered the intestines of the body and came out undamaged along with digested food out of an asshole.
The more it is the Picard the more it is on top of the shit.

If a Picard is only more than 50% on the side of an object which is shit it is not called a Picard.

Definition within:
If it is within the shit it is probably a Wesley C.. A Wesley C. has not to be discovered. It has not to be put on top of the shit.
Also its very existence has the state of Schroedingers Cat. If someone discovers a Wesley C., it is not a Wesley C. anymore from that point in time.
The definition changes to "exposed Klingon warbird". A Wesley C. does not move.

If it was moved it is also one special attribute of a Wesley C.
A Wesley C. moves when someone has the will that it moves. It does not move on its own.

If a shit somehow appears in a shape like that of a snake and is somehow pointing to real grain or the stars with its head it is called a R-usher.
A "R-usher" is an inverted Wesley C. and therefore a negative of it. It is dark as the nightsky with stars. Not really dark as black.
The two states of the Wesley C. turn to the two possible connections of a R-usher which are grain or the stars or both.
A R-Usher is something which moves or has dynamic shape.
"There could be a Wesley C. inside of every result from the intestines of the Picard which looks like a soft brown boat on a river."
Wrong example: "A Wesley C. could be in everyone who ate a lot."
Correction: " A Wesley C. had to have his coming-out in the series."
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Wesley

So hot and sexy pulls boys, girls, and milfs
Wesley is so smexy
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Wesley

i wish i had as many girls as wesley
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Wesley

*Wesley sees Spencer*
Spencer: Lemme F*ck you daddy
Wesley: Aight bet
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A Wesley

A broke friend that has no money ever and always comes out with a fiver

He will never want to pay for anything
Your being a Wesley
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Paul Wesley

the hottest guy in the entire existing universe yuh
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paul if you see this I love you more than I love my entire family yuh
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family members if you find me go away please I ask with respect
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agavenuex if you see this I deeeply apologise for betraying your damon obsession

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it’s me

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ari fp insta winsta - buterasmeatball
tvdu insta winsta and tictac - stqfcn
swag tictac - shrekisminenotyours
yuh these hoes can’t stand me

MATERIAL GROWL

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by stefansmaterialgrowl December 30, 2021
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