Wantoop (v.)

The act of vigorously shaking a salad in order to properly spread the dressing. Best performance comes when the wantooper shakes the salad extremely hard and in many directions with no regard for his or her surroundings.

"Wantoop (v.)" -"Man, I can't get the dressing to cover my salad."
-"Wantoop it. Wantoop it hard."

by The owl walks at midnight September 26, 2014

wonton fest

a party of only Asians (or at least 80% Asians), where there is a substantial abundance of people who most likely eat wonton.

Lee: You coming to my party?
Bill: Is it going to be another wonton fest?
Lee: Fuck you

by justforlogins5 October 16, 2015

Wonton

When you walk into a bathroom stall, and there's something lurking in the toilet... Generally leftovers, from those who don't flush

Guy 1: Ew. Wtf is that?
Guy 2: yeah dude, it's goin all Wonton up in there, musta been McDs

by I is ApPLe May 20, 2016

wangon

Wait, hang on.

Wangon a minute.

by GEM.N.ADM August 3, 2017

Wonton

A wonton is an Asian tourist or just a plain Asian who is bad or inexperienced at at everyday American things.

I was riding the chairlift the other day when I saw a massive group of wontons running around and screaming Asian words. all their gear was at the bottom of the hill and it seemed like they were looking for something (probably a ski pole or something).

by Db-Skis December 3, 2017

Wonton

when one busts a nut on a toe(s)

BRO! BILLY JUST WONTONED ON BECCAS TOES!

by BILLYWONTON May 18, 2018

Wonton

Chinese food filled to the brink with Asian powah! Math, Piano, And 619193 forms of Kung Fu.

Side effects may include nausea, sickness, death, imprisonment in the bowels of monk hell, and much more!

Person 1: Oh I’m gonna be so Asian after I eat the fucking wontons!

Person 2: 1, 2,4... 999, 1000!You’re gonna be such a thicc Boi 💯🔥

by .Wonton Fighter. March 3, 2018