Virgin with rage

A TRUE and FRUSTRATED virgin who needs China immediately.

Tell me why I'm stuck as a virgin with rage.

Tell me why I so need a cute girl my age.

by Frank Grimey Grimes July 13, 2018

I Can Only Piss with the Cock I've Got

Used by someone when another person isn't satisfied with something they do, not due to a lack of effort but because they had limited resources to do something with.

Barry is doing a house extension with limited tools/workforce. His boss arrives

Boss: "Jesus Barry how long is this going to take you? What am I paying you for?!"

Barry: "Come on boss, I can only piss with the cock I've got..."

by come_on_england October 16, 2008

We like to drink with

A classic British chant, often chanted in a crowed pub when you've challenged your mate to down their drink. The song is there to both encourage and put pressure on them. If they don't finish in time it's time for verse two!

We like to drink with kai cause kai is our mate! And when we drink with kai, he finishes in 8! 7! 6! 5! 4! 3! 2! 1!

*hasn't finished his drink*
Why was he born so beautiful, why was he born at all? He's no fucking use to anyone, he's no fucking use at all! He's a cunt he's a cunt, he's a C U N T cunt!

by cracker456 December 26, 2020

Marching Band Withdrawl Syndrome

Also known as MBWS. The feeling of being lost and alone after the marching band season has ended. You now have free weekends, but what will you do? Didn't you have a marching band competition? What will you do?

Yeah, last year my Marching Band Withdrawl Syndrome was really bad.

by MBforever November 9, 2009

Don't look at me with that tone of voice

An expression used to describe how someone is standing or, acting wile looking at you in a intense way , generally in a negative way .

I was walking with my girlfriend and I checked out another chick . I looked back at her and she looked pissed. I responded to her don't look at me with that tone of voice ! You we're looking at her to.

by dragonboy8586 December 13, 2019

Crack Open A Cold One with the Boys

1. Consuming a beer, with your friends.

2. A meme.

1.
Bob: Hey boys, wanna crack open a cold one?

2.
Me: *Drives up to window*
Me: Can I Crack Open A Cold One with the Boys?
Employee: Sorry, boys machine broken.
Me: Understandable, have a great day.

by Eridan from HSA June 16, 2017

Slap you with a day old biscuit

When you have been pissed at someone since yesterday and are on the edge of hitting them today.

Don't say nuthin to me. You were wrong for that sh@t yesterday. I will slap you with a day old biscuit!!

by MidCenturyMr January 14, 2009