Matt walks into the room and days "stunted? What the fuck does that mean?
Pablo says "stunted wine means Wine that has been left out in the air long enough to be oxidized"
Matt says " oh I understand now. That is still a dumbass way to say stale wine."
Pablo says "stunted wine means Wine that has been left out in the air long enough to be oxidized"
Matt says " oh I understand now. That is still a dumbass way to say stale wine."
by Aguro December 22, 2019
Get the Stunted winemug. The act of taking a shit in the shower and stomping it down the drain while it mixes itself with the water. Similar to the act of stomping on grapes to produce wine.
by RudolfMagnusson May 13, 2019
Get the Brown Winemug. Known in full as Wakefield Wines. Wakefield Wines is an off-licence shop in the City of Wakefield in West Yorkshire, UK that has gone viral on TikTok for selling Prime Hydration drinks at an extortionate price per bottle. Usually they charge £25 per bottle but one family spent a grand on several crates full. The owner can often be heard saying in TikTok clips with his customers "What's the best shop in Wakey? Wakey Wines!"
by MrFunny83 January 2, 2023
Get the Wakey Winesmug. Sex (or in some cases, a relationship) that starts out slow, or sometimes barely at all, usually with a chick who is very shy. But once you get her started (uncorked), she lets loose and the longer it goes, the better it will be, with time.
Luke: "Hey dude, you remember that chick from the library I hooked up with?"
Zeke: "Yeah, what about her? How did that go?"
Luke: "You wouldn't believe it! It was the best wine sex I've ever had!"
Zeke: "Yeah, what about her? How did that go?"
Luke: "You wouldn't believe it! It was the best wine sex I've ever had!"
by Skye Riot October 16, 2008
Get the Wine Sexmug. by mostein d eisenhower August 28, 2009
Get the beef winemug. The glorious feeling when you don't have paranoia or give a shit anymore about insults hurled at you and you also realize in hope that insults from a friend mean a mate who you could regain trust with having lost it in the early stages of paranoia.
It is also a salute your mutual ally in the field for making it over the line with no signs of post traumatic stress disorder.
It is also a salute your mutual ally in the field for making it over the line with no signs of post traumatic stress disorder.
by The Mama with the Quan January 1, 2008
Get the The Wine of Angelsmug. Wine a bachlor buys for the only purpose of entertaining girls he brings home. Usually cheap but sounds sophisticated to seem classy.
Hey bro, I just moved into a new apartment. I need to stock up on rape wine for the bitches. Bitches love wine.
by U2h1 November 23, 2013
Get the rape winemug.