who invented breathing

The person who indeed invented breathing is Mr. Corpse Husband himself.

person: “who invented breathing?”
us: “CHOKE ME LIKE YOU HATE ME”

by kittykittymeowmeowpur January 11, 2021

What about me ?

Said by those individuals that feel left out of something or by someone unincluded in the plans made by others.

As the older couple made plans for the honeymoon they never had after getting married, because all of their time, money and effort had been spent raising kids, the conversation was overheard by the now adult last child still living at home whom asked, What about me ?

by jpg3 November 10, 2011

National give your kid whatever day

You HAVE to give ya kid WHATEVER they want and there’s no budget.

“Mother may I get a puppy and a iPad please? Because it’s national give your kid whatever day?”

by CupidXOXOXOXO August 19, 2021

whooky sack

A mysterious object of unknown origin, currently believed to be in the possession of Kanye West. Anyone who takes notice of said object will immediately attempt, vainly, to research its properties. It's an anti-memetic meme.

1: I swear I heard Kanye talking about his whooky sack in MBDTF.
2: What? When?
1: Sorry!
2: What?

by Instinctual777 December 1, 2020

what the fuck is a kilometer

WHAT THE FUCK IS A KILOMETERRRRRRRRRRRRRRR (GUNSHOTS) (EAGLE CRIES)

"WHAT THE FUCK IS A KILOMETER"
"I DONT KNOW"

by cyassiiherselflol September 28, 2021

why did you look this up

An excellent question

WHY DID YOU LOOK THIS UP

by the blasian batman October 4, 2016

No whammy

A phrase chanted to give a player luck when playing games of chance, like when rolling dice. Comes from the 80's game show Press Your Luck, in which unlucky timing could give the player a Whammy, which would lose them all their money.

"Big money big money no whammy no whammy...yes!"

by ThisIsMyRealName June 17, 2013