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Tonka Trash

People raised on or around Lake Minnetonka, who had every opportunity to accomplish at least something in there lives, but are either simply too lazy or stupid to do so.

Many of these people were born with a silver spoon and are spoiled brats.
Most Tonka Trash can be found in Exelsior Minnesota at either Bayside or Maynards embibing copiouse amounts of cheap beer and screwing the same people they screwed in high school. If not in exelsior Tonka trash can be found at Big Island doing the same thing they do in Exelsior except in piss rich waters.
dude did you see that guy stumbling back there, he is truely tonka trash
by dabigsweede August 24, 2009
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Went out of business permanently
I went to my favorite video arcade to play DDR, but apparently the arcade took a shit because there was a "for lease" sign on the window.
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