speeding ticket

a crime that requires

1. 10 Billion dollars per year in laser and radar guns
2. Over 500,000+ State Troopers nationwide in which all they do is pull people over for speeding and thats it
3. Insurance companies pay another 1 to 5 Billion in funding Police radar/laser and a excuse to raise insurance rates.

It is also a crime equal to jaywalking, or playing your music a little to loud aka a stupid small crime that is 2 Billion times enforce that EVERYONE in THE WORLD commits.

So all put together- A ticket written by a Cop (who has BIG EGO than to fight REAL CRIME) who finds speeding 15 over a HORRIBLE Crime and fines you 100 bucks and points on your license and over 400 dollars in increased insurance rates over the years in which SCREWS you for 3 to 5 years in insurance and points, and is the number one offense (175 million tickets are written each year) committed BY EVERYONE in the U.S. who pay there taxes, obey every single law, to get written up for a running pace to fast on a INTERSTATE that is in the MIDDLE OF KANSAS!!

175 million speeding tickets are written each year cause going 15 over is apparently A REALLY BAD HORRIBLE, THE WORST THING YOU CAN DO!!! Crime even though you obey every other LAW AND PAY every bit of TAX to be fucked by a speeding ticket that raises insurance rates by 10 to 20% and a screws you for 3 to 5 years cause you were speeding 15 over on a 10 mile straight stretch on a INTERSTATE in Kansas......

by ryfly May 4, 2008

kiddy tickler

kiddy tickler is what you call your bro when you find out he's dating underage girls

buddy walks in the room; "heyyyy, its the "kiddy tickler" so how was your date? chucky cheese makes a hell of a pizza dont they? so was there any "fluff on the muff" bro?bahaahhaah fucking kiddy tickler

by Kyle Prosko March 21, 2007

Tulsa tickler

A handel bar mustache that goes from your sideburns into the stache ! Patented by a man named Heath who was know for giving mustache rides to slime ladies with medium to large sized knockers !

After I got my boob job Heath let me ride on his Tulsa tickler.

by Heath the tickler January 12, 2011

Weiner Tucker

A male who tucks the genitalia between the legs, thus hiding the "junk", and giving the appearance of a female.

NHL power forward Rick Nash (currently playing on the Columbus Blue Jackets) is rumoured to participate in the act of weiner tucking.

Man bro, did you ever see that scene in Silence of the Lambs, where dude is all naked and he's doing that weiner tucker thing with his junk hidden between his legs? So hot.

by Billy Bob Norton2 December 11, 2010

TMD (Tucker Max Drunk)

The highest attainable level of drunkenness. Created by Tucker Max, a young man whose personal drinking stories have become an internet phenomenon.

After 18 shots of Jagermeister in less than two hours, I was beyond drunk; I was Tucker Max Drunk.

by Webster April 18, 2004

ticklerape

The act of tickling someone, who is often restrained, without stopping, even when they beg for mercy.

"Stop...STOP..tickleraping me!"

"Your Boyfriend tickleraped me. He left bruises on my ribs"

by tickleraped June 21, 2011

Nut Tickler

This is when you take a shit, and it is so long that it tickles the back of your nutsac as it comes out.

"Wow, that was one hell of a shit, it was a real nut tickler."

by Toolrulez March 21, 2009