pee-pee protector

another name for a mattress protector that prevents the leakage of urine from reaching the mattress. A pee-pee protector is often crunchy when it is dry, and not as crunchy when it is wet.

Guy: ugh, my pee-pee protector is soaked. I need a clean one.

Girl: Why is it soaked?
Guy: Because I peed.

by DABM Dictionary January 4, 2021

Pee Pee Pants

The 2nd most hardest, most gangster, most brutal insult .....
.......To anyone under the age of 6

*Other variations of this include Wee Wee Pants but the lack of triple alliteration makes less effective and Piss bitch/boi but that is not toddler vocabulary*

mean 4 year old: "I know you are, you said you are, so what am I?"
hardest 5 year old on the pg: "You're a Pee Pee Pants"

by Zenagon May 12, 2021

This is so pee pee

amazing, fantastic,

Dad: I got you 10000 vbucks!

Me: This is so pee pee!

by Beter47 September 1, 2019

Pee poo pee

When you pee and poo simultaneously

John: yo what's that smell??
Albert: oh sorry had to pee poo pee real quick.
John:oh ok thanks for the update

by Bababoullie Baby October 10, 2020

Pee Pee Cum

is when you stroke you pee pee so fast that yougurt comes out

jerry- I did pee pee cum
tom- wut
jerry- I cant do dat ☹

by we we pee pee poo poo cum March 29, 2021

pee pee boy

Pee pee boy is the kind of person who needs to pee while having sex and hence can’t cum

- Hey! When are you going to cum?

- Hold on. I need to go to pee first!

- Oh! You are a pee pee boy!!!

by RusGirl March 25, 2018

Slam pee pee

Slammed penis when yo shiiii leantttttttt ya hearrrrdddddd

You ever walk outside then boom slam pee pee? With a brick?

by Mach man April 1, 2021