Marble buttplug

When your right testicle gets lodged between your butthole.

Pollock was playing games. Then all of a sudden, he was called down to the kitchen to assist his mother. Pollock got up way too fast causing him to have a Marble buttplug, when your right testicle gets lodged between your butthole. Ouch!

by Zun Tao October 27, 2021

Marble Brain

A close reference to "Waterhead" or "Smoothbrain". A "Marble Brain" is typically a just a stupid person with cognitive skills of elementary school kid. Every thought or response is simple & incoherent. Furthermore, it is believed a "Marble Brain" loses a single marble trying to repsond until all their marbles are gone. This is followed by rambling & annoying trailing sentences.

Wow, the retard with a hockey helmet and a bail bonds shirt looks like a Marble Brain.

by Greendukey June 18, 2021

Fuzzy Marble

Definition a:
-A fuzzy bald head
-A crew cut that is fuzzy and round
Definition b:
-ball sack

"you got a fuzzy marble man! 😚"

by actPOSSUM October 31, 2024

Marble rye

After multiple days of constipation, a high-density, multi-colored log…each segment clearly represented by a different tone based on the meal(s) from sequential days.

Traveling over the holidays leaves me constipated - I consumed so many dense meals, by the time I got home to the comfort of my own bathroom, I unloaded a Marble rye

by stall2 December 22, 2024

Deli marble rye

After multiple days of constipation, a high-density, multi-colored log…each segment clearly represented by a different tone based on the meal(s) from sequential days.

Traveling over the holidays leaves me constipated - I consumed so many dense meals, by the time I got home to the comfort of my own bathroom, I unloaded a deli marble rye

by stall2 December 22, 2024

lap marbles

Used to describe a man’s testicles, particularly those that have trouble staying in one place because they’re sitting out in the person’s lap due to their body anatomy / fupa

I was trying to get all hot and heavy with Collette, but she kept bumping up on my lap marbles

by DaTickler December 25, 2024

Wet Marbles

The type of poop that is a combination of diarrhea with harder mozzarella sized poop balls. You may poop the balls out first or have a diarrhea style poop, then the balls come afterwards or a combination of both at the same time.

Dang bro, I had some wild wet marbles last night after eating Taco Bell

by Thinballz December 26, 2024