hammersmith academy

the worst school to ever be in

"what was ur biggest mistake?"

"Applying to hammersmith academy"

"what skl do u go to?"
"hammersmith academy"
"im so sorry"

by jiafeiisqueen June 8, 2022

Aboyne Academy

Aboyne Academy is a Massive shithole good that Mr Kinnear left lol. Mrs vanderbrand stinks

Aboyne Academy is so shit. Place reeks of piss

by miska barsby August 26, 2022

global academy

the most goated school of all time. if you go here your quality of living will absolutely skyrocket and you will access new levels of happiness that you never thought you could. if you want a career in media, i would not think twice about sending my children here.

some random bozo: where do u go skl pal?
me: global academy, the greatest educational institution on earth.

by rockygeeza10 November 23, 2021

plato academy

A school that education wise, is good. But when it comes to sitting in that building for 6 hours it ain’t it. Most the kids are Jhits, the food is bad, and the uniforms are trash.

Friend: hey what school you go to?
Me: uhm Plato academy

Friend: sorry for asking.

by Table cloth November 8, 2018

Oldbury Academy

A bunch of roadmen who act tough, have the iq of one. And are racist.

Oldbury Academy Student : Oi, you retard, you wanna joke with me.
Another Person : Lmao, you can't take a joke, you have zero iq.
Oldbury Academy Student : I'll FuCkIn ShAnK yOu At BaRnFoRd PaRk.

by KSI is a super fat neek March 2, 2021

friends academy

the preppiest and most expensive school ever

aargh! I've got to go to Friends academy

by John October 19, 2003

Redwood Academy

The worlds shittiest game in existance, run by a bunch of little shitters and with a community that is basically all femboys and no life.

“Redwood Academy is my favorite game!” - retard
“Are you.. okay? Mentally???” - average CSA player

by Cliffside on top April 23, 2023