Sad Masti

A Sad Masti is when you masterbate while sad.

Because we all know tears are the best lube.

Damn.. the boys won't come to the pub tonight. (Has a Sad Masti)

by CanYouHearThat November 25, 2015

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Sad Trumpet

the act of slowly masurbating while staring into a mirror and crying.

The man was feeling particularly depressed wednesday, when his wife caught him doing the sad trumpet in the living room. Wearing nothing but his socks, he slowly tugged one out while staring at himself full length mirror. Dejected tears rolled slowly down his cheeks to the sound of TAPS playing quietly in the background.

by z0mbieparade November 14, 2013

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love sadness

Loving someone your afraid to hurt. You love them so much you're afraid to hurt them. But you should know that with love comes sadness and hurt and regret but you gain knowledge. You will never forget that person. And with the love you need to be willing to sacrifice anything for them. And at times it may be rough but it's okay. If you hurt them sometimes it's okay. It's not the sadness you caused them it's how you recover from sadness that makes your love stronger.

I don't want this if I'll hurt you. My love sadness is too strong.

by Mickey23454321 February 18, 2014

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sad bags

Incredibly bad female breasts.

Her titties looked nice in that dress but when I took it off she was rockin some straight sad bags.

by Tommy Beersman November 21, 2016

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Sad Piñata

It's when you hang someone (most possibly yourself) near bar or pub where people have fun and ruin their good time. But hey, now there's piñata anyway.

-Hey Tom, let's go out to that bar behind the corner.
-Naah bruh, it's closed after that sad piñata.

by SadPiñata October 15, 2020

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