Max Kirby

a sexy man, 6 feet tall and black

jon: i jerk off to max kirby

by ijerkofftomax August 06, 2022

The Kirby

When you suck that ass so hard that they feel like they’re gonna deflate from the inside.

I gave that boy the Kirby and he curled up like a Capris Sun pouch

by Izzysparks420 March 23, 2024

tegan kirby

The prettiest most stunning girl ever. Kind. Can be an utter bitch when she wants to. Cries herself to sleep every night and has liked the same boy for ages.

Person 1: Tegan Kirby is there

Person 2: run while you still can

by Slags and slugs May 29, 2020

Kirby picture

If you receive a picture a Kirby from a female. This means she probably thinks you are attractive.

Drew: I have nice hands
Angela: *kirby picture

by Redcockrock248 July 09, 2021

kirby slurp

Sucking a penis so hard that the man loses consciousness.

Bro, last night Becky gave me a Kirby Slurp
Damn man. You alright?
Yea, I came to about 10 minutes later

by K.Roman June 08, 2022

kirby prank

When you set up a home vacuum demo at someone else's address. They get a knock on the door and a persistent vacuum salesman cleans and shampoos their carpet. This demo usually takes several hours resulting in a pounding headache and angry neighbors. Bonus points if they cave and buy the vacuum!

My friend was telling me that his favorite hockey team was playing tonight. So I Kirby prank'd him. He missed the game and financed a vacuum. Sucker.

by MangoBomber March 09, 2016

To Kirby

When you are sucking on ya ladies titty and you suck in as much as you can without warning

-To Kirby
Me and my boyfriend were getting frisky last night but the mood shifted when he kirbied me.

by table chair monkey drapes March 26, 2022