A species of large fish found in the lakes of Eastern North America, features include an eel like body with four red fins, large spherical chameleon like eyes, thousands of needle like teeth in front of shark like serated teeth, with expandable snake like jaws and an astute red ballsack hanging from its belly. They grow to sizes from 10 to 25 feet look long, feeding on species of turtle and large fish such as pike, bass, gar, catfish, and sturgeon. They have the ability to change color to blend into their environment, it’s a defense mechanism.
Be careful in these here waters, their are here say tales of the red finned cuckus of legend, attacking those who dare disturb his lake.
by Doctor Nobkok Kent May 23, 2019

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 20, 2025

Snuggle Partner #1 "Is that shark in our bed?!"
Snuggle Partner #2 "No, it's just a blanket fin."
Snuggle Partner #1 "Wheww! Close one..."
Snuggle Partner #2 "No, it's just a blanket fin."
Snuggle Partner #1 "Wheww! Close one..."
by lil-nugget February 5, 2013

by ghosdkffatboyfat August 28, 2022

The act in which a girl gives you blue balls and you are so horny that you jerk off on the drive home.
Boy 1: The principals daughter gave me blue balls so bad I had to rub one off on the way home.
Boy 2: That’s called a shark fin!
Boy 2: That’s called a shark fin!
by ashtonpeterson February 14, 2024
