Australian Plumber

A sexual act where 2 men get into a 69 position and blow really hard down each other's assholes.

Originates from the fact it was first performed by an Australian and an Italian.

Matt: Hey, wanna make out?
Dan: Wash your mouth first, remember we just did the Australian Plumber.

by Rich Stone August 27, 2013

Australian ostrich

When you are having sex on the beach, you stick your dick in the sand and slip it back in one swift thrust all while screaming like an ostrich.

I heard Brandon doing the Australian ostrich while camping on the beach last night.

by Nschmeet June 5, 2015

Australian Butterflies

Like stomach butterflies, but... Down under.

"How was your time with that guy last night?"
"Oh it was amazing he gave me so many Australian butterflies. I got so wet"

by $-money the dinosaur January 15, 2014

Australian map

A pseodo-ratchase

The kids were having a sock party in the daughter's room making too much noise so there mom walked in and said "stop that now, an old man will use a long sock and go a long way for an Australian map

by Cnote the crow November 16, 2021

Australian chink

A yellow slanted-eyes person who always had dreams about migrating to Australia.

But he/she become a nuisance & pest to Australia once he migrated to it

(At one Australian airport)

Bobby: Hey look! That person is so fucking happy to reach Australia now

Michael: He will be an Australian chink soon. What a loser he is...(rolls eyes & walk away)

by ThinkingAustralian October 12, 2008

Smokey Australian

During sex, the guy lights up and puts it out in the woman's ass. He then proceeds to have anal sex with her.

I'm totally going to do the Smokey Australian with her.

by asian persuasian March 20, 2009

australian jackhammer

When a dude Lights his penis on fire, and then proceeds to have anal sex with a girl

I used the Australian Jackhammer on that girl last night

by Mystic Llama August 16, 2014