Spooky neck

A blowjob of the frightening verity. The kind you want but don't need. Odds are you will do it, But will have trouble sleeping after.
"I was trying to get the spooky neck from a purple haired chick. That would have been the ultimate spook"-Hooty mac
by c-bess September 27, 2018
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Neck Freeze

When you eat/drink something cold and your neck gets cold.
Basically a Brain Freeze but for your neck.
Ahhh the ice cream gave me a neck freeze!
by Coolcabbagepatch June 16, 2019
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Cankle Neck

A neck that lacks visual definition of the clavicle and jugular notch separating the neck from the shoulders
I'm not interested in him because his cankle neck is a complete turn off, I like my men to have more defined necklines.
by Awoody June 24, 2017
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soft necking

The feeling/motion of being so drunk that you have no control of your head because your neck is soft. A level of drunkness.
by babybeem December 21, 2014
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Neck Gravy

Semen, specifically that of which is the result of fellatio. The use of the word is most effective around the holidays and in fall and winter. Neck Gravy is a bit too heavy and rich for hot weather.
"She gave me a blowjob and got a bigger helping of Neck Gravy than she expected."

"There's nothing wrong with that throat that a good dose of Neck Gravy won't cure."

"Pass the neck gravy, please."
by Poop S. December 21, 2005
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iphone neck

Neck pain that derives from constantly looking down at your iphone, keeping the person from being involved in any social setting.
Chris is constantly saying words like, huh or what, because he can't keep up with conversations since he suffers from iphone neck, thus isolating him from a normal social life.
by Sweatbee December 29, 2009
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giraffe's neck

A turd peppered with sweetcorn kernels
After last night's corn-on-the-cob, it's no surprise that I just layed down a giraffe's neck. What's more, it smelled like the Savanna too.
by koyn November 29, 2006
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