Dem son is a misspelled phrase mostly used when reacting to some dank ass memes. It's pretty good, all things considered.
*Person goes to tumblr and finds some pepe memes involving snoop da boi*
Person: Dem son des sum gud shit dawg.
Person: Dem son des sum gud shit dawg.
by Pepe the fresh potato boi May 16, 2016

Noun
: a frequent technological failure you strongly dislike or hate
—used to express surprise, disappointment, anger, etc.
: a technological hurdle that hampers efficiency and is wasteful of time
: a frequent technological failure you strongly dislike or hate
—used to express surprise, disappointment, anger, etc.
: a technological hurdle that hampers efficiency and is wasteful of time
John: Hello Nat! For some reason I do not seem to be receiving any of the college's e-mails today.
Nat: Hmm. I can't explain why it's happening, just that our new email listserv is not delivering emails to anyone with first initial "J."
John: SON OF A GLITCH!
Nat: Hmm. I can't explain why it's happening, just that our new email listserv is not delivering emails to anyone with first initial "J."
John: SON OF A GLITCH!
by @Bugyack September 21, 2017

by DESERT GUY June 23, 2017

slang for "what"? Or hearing impairment.
Two fishermen are sitting next to each other. One looks at the other and says "I caught a 15 poundah day". The other fisherman looks at him and says "ha?son"
by mainercapp20 December 22, 2008

Daughter: smack cam
Mother: bitch I hope the fuck you do you'll be a dead son of a bitch I'll tell you that
Mother: bitch I hope the fuck you do you'll be a dead son of a bitch I'll tell you that
by Pimpjuice 1234 August 18, 2019

A boy who comes out of a vagina, and later, goes back into the same one. In other words, someone who has sex with their mother.
by SLURT ALERT! March 8, 2008
