app woman

21st Century pc neologism for a call girl

The app woman who showed up at my place looked just like her profile picture in her "personal services" ad. I was so excited.

by Unkie Mark June 11, 2019

app man

21st Century pc neologism for a call boy

The app man who showed up at my place was even hotter in person than he was in his ad. He's going to be worth every penny.

by Unkie Mark June 11, 2019

chugga chugga app

An application that runs and runs, but never seems to finish what it is supposed to be doing.

John just started the chugga chugga app this morning. If we are lucky, the reports might finish by the end of next week.

by PWDAD. December 15, 2017

scone app the feet

The French way of saying: "Hope you enjoy"

*In a restaurant*
Waiter: Scone app the feet
Moron: Don't you mean "boney African feet"?
Waiter: Bruh

by That one sock under your bed December 27, 2017

carmel appe

When monkeys give each other blow jobs

when one monkey gives a carmel appe they are well...

by penis.head13 October 22, 2017

can i tip through the app

A sentence commonly used by Uber riders towards Uber drivers as a way to avoid offering a cash tip without feeling guilty.

“Hey, can I tip through the app now?” ... “yeah Uber added that recently.” ... “oh awesome I will totally do that!” ... (the tip never shows up)

by saltlickcity October 24, 2017

amino app

The ultimate child of Facebook and Tumblr. The place, where you can share your interests of yaoi, Elmo, and ice cream tacos.

*CAUTION. May fry your phone. PMing people still may make you feel paralyzed with fear of rejection. eat a cookie and watch "100 days of rejection", boi*

And remember friendships take time and effort .>.

I heard, that Beyonce loved the amino app. (uwu )

by THE UTAH TEAPOT, THE CROWN .>. April 7, 2017