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Wanna Swing?

When someone wants to fight someone else in a joke manor

used in a playful manor
by Deinosaur January 31, 2017
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Booger swing

A small steel or plastic hoop nose piercing worn through the septum.
" Hey broski/sisterrizzle, I couldn't help but notice your bitchin' booger swing and it's accompanying rider "
by Moe the homo August 20, 2013
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Human Swing

The Human Swing is created when one person puts their feet in one swing, lays their upper body across another swing, and another person sits on them and begins to swing.
Example 1: Oh man, my armpits hurt from human swinging!
Example 2: Human swinging is like the funnest thing ever!!!
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Swing Guilt

a term used by former swing dancers to describe the lame guilt trip recieved from current swing dancers.
"awwww you should really come back dancing, its really gotten good!" which is a lie, its still lame.

"Oh where have you been?? you too good for us?"
Ask one more time and the answer is yes.

"Wow I ran into Jimmy today, what a dork... he kept slathering the Swing Guilt on"
by Hep Two Peeh February 10, 2010
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chill swing

A swing usually found outside under trees to chill at. Usually used for chillin, smoking tea or weed, and alchohol consuption. Also can be used as a great makeout spot. The chill swing is a universal location.
Junior, meet me at the chill swing in 5 mins
by Frederico El Suav'e November 22, 2010
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Swing Pong

Phenonmenom in Fly In-Fly Out mining operations where two opposing swings try to mine the same orebody with different teams, ideas, hopes and dreams.
Every swing, a goodly amount of time and effort is spent progressing the recalcitrant teams direction and vision only to have the recidivist swing come in, ignore it, work on their own plan and hand it over to the the recalcitrant team a week later.

This game can be played ad infinitum.
Recidivist Crew - "We have to mine lots of Ore this week"
Recalcitrant Crew - "We have to mine lots of Waste this week beacuse those imbeciles from the other swing mined all the Ore and we have to move the Waste"
Recidivist Crew - "We have to mine lots of Ore this week beacuse those imbeciles from the other swing mined all the Waste and we have to move the Ore - looks like we got us a game of Swing Pong"

Etc.
by Frustrated miner December 19, 2009
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Dude-Swing

A quick change in behavior or feelings in a short period of time. Much like "mood-swing" but for males only.
"Hey what happened to Josh? Is he ok?"
"Probably just a dude-swing."
by trumpeteer007 January 12, 2015
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