swing and slap

the action of slapping somebody with a wooden ruler. the specified area of which the ruler impacts may vary.

Me: Imma swing and slap Ryan so he stop being a lil bich.

by NiggaWhoLikesHead February 20, 2019

Dude-Swing

A quick change in behavior or feelings in a short period of time. Much like "mood-swing" but for males only.

"Hey what happened to Josh? Is he ok?"
"Probably just a dude-swing."

by trumpeteer007 January 12, 2015

Swinging Frisky

A pejorative phrase describing a man who is uncircumcised.

It sure is hard to sequester a woman in your lonely West Village studio when you're swinging frisky...

by Joshame July 8, 2010

Swing Guilt

a term used by former swing dancers to describe the lame guilt trip recieved from current swing dancers.

"awwww you should really come back dancing, its really gotten good!" which is a lie, its still lame.

"Oh where have you been?? you too good for us?"
Ask one more time and the answer is yes.

"Wow I ran into Jimmy today, what a dork... he kept slathering the Swing Guilt on"

by Hep Two Peeh February 10, 2010

Human Swing

The Human Swing is created when one person puts their feet in one swing, lays their upper body across another swing, and another person sits on them and begins to swing.

Example 1: Oh man, my armpits hurt from human swinging!
Example 2: Human swinging is like the funnest thing ever!!!

by Hubert Ferdinand SovereignNeve June 8, 2011

chill swing

A swing usually found outside under trees to chill at. Usually used for chillin, smoking tea or weed, and alchohol consuption. Also can be used as a great makeout spot. The chill swing is a universal location.

Junior, meet me at the chill swing in 5 mins

by Frederico El Suav'e November 22, 2010

Wanna Swing?

When someone wants to fight someone else in a joke manor

used in a playful manor

''Mate do you wanna swing?

by Deinosaur January 31, 2017