Squishy Unicorn

The best bearded dragon ever <3

Person 1: “You want to see Squishy unicorn?”
Person 2: “Of course I do”
Person 2’s mood is now improved.

by Emo#3 November 21, 2021

Squishy armor

Metal, armor, chains, or scales tattooed on one's body to make one appear to be tougher than one actually is. The process does not make one's skin tougher, but tends to actually tenderize the muscles, having an adverse effect on the relative toughness of the skin.

The bouncer looked tough, but we noticed it was mostly just the squishy armor all over his arms.

by batlrar October 18, 2012

pale and squishy

Description of a worm

Also see Rachel

What is that pale and squishy thing? Oh, it's just a worm. Or Rachel. Could be either...

by rvic May 25, 2014

3/4 squishy

When a man is struggling for an erection and gets partially there. Not too hard, not too soft. Not enough to have sex.

Babe, I’m sorry. It’s a 3/4 squishy. I’m so close. Maybe suck on me a little?

by Yeah unfortunately March 6, 2021

Squishy

A term of endearment for somebody whom you just want to snuggle with all day long. Can be used as a noun or an adjective.

Squishy, you are so squishy I just want to hug you all the time.

by Nurech May 10, 2018

Squishy

Usually a medium sized squishable foam blob that looks like food, an animal, or really anything that exists. They usually have a small kawaii face.

“Hey what’s that?”
“It’s a squishy!”

by Garbagé June 3, 2021

Squishy squirrel meat

A prolapsed vagina that has been used up and enlarged. Instead of being able to hold nuts like a squirrel's mouth, it is now just a soft tube of meat hanging.

After Steve wrecked Brenda, she was left with squishy squirrel meat.

by Jddan_22 June 8, 2018