public shool twat

All-male schooling that costs a lot leads to this unfrotunate condition. Boys survive the experience by becoming aggressive pricks or defensive and slightly sorry-looking nerds who can't get the girls. The first kind play rugby and squash and become city finance wankers, the second play cricket and become civil servants (with memories of the empire). Both characterised by juvenile sense of humour throughout adult life. Not always posh. However lack of interaction with those in the real world until 18 years means they're very snobby and on most issues think themselves better than others, who they sometimes deign to pity - particularly
around 'culture' and how to speak 'correctly.' They involuntarily bristle at those that say "wa-er" (water) and "somefink" and condole themselves that these lesser being had the misfortune to be badly educated. Nevertheless, they're are those that think themselves cool; either listen to hip-hop and wear skate gear, or wear surf-gear and travel on their gap-year to Goa. On daddy's credit card. Or that rather large inheritance they came into. Wouldn't stand a chance in the
inner-city.

He's acting like he's SO street/working class, but he went to a £20, 000 a year school. What a public school twat.

by state-school reject October 18, 2004

Spoolish

An American slang word to describe a whimsical, carefree woman

Emily has been so carefree and spoolish lately

by SoftPretzelLuvr September 16, 2020

spokle

to speak or sing through the back of a fan while it is going.

When I spokle, the sound of my voice is altered by the fan, giving it a shakey sound.
I nearly caught my lips in the fan when I spokled the other day.
Spokling can be quite dangerous without protective cages on the fan.

by Stuart Quarterman May 1, 2006

skooliosis

1.a brain debilitating disease that comes from goign to skool..
2. the effects of having sucky classes that make you stupider or dumber..
3. slang for school/skool... but not in a positive way... (you never say it like your excited to be there or even desiring to be there...)

dood1:hey man you wanna hang out?
'
dood2: no man sorry I can't i have skooliosis..

dood1: bummer

by K_U October 27, 2008

Spoiled Milf

A woman that is between 50-60 and there body is starting to look like cottage cheese, but they still try to be a Milf

Guy one: So we have been in this club all night and you have not tried to talk to one girl. You have to get over the break up.
Guy two: Well I didn't know you were going to bring me to old people night at the club.
Guy one: There are some nice milf's in here tonight.
Guy two: They are more like Spoiled Milf.

by Gemini12 October 9, 2012

spoiled cunt

Someone who is so spoiled to the point where they act like a complete cunt. They get everything they ever want through yelling, screaming, crying, and anything that'll get the sympathy of their parents. They are a step up from the typical spoiled brats in which they are even more bratty and spoiled.

spoiled cunt: "MOM!!! I want a golden Lamborghini for my 16th birthday!"
mom: "Ok honey, but we already have a golden Ferrari"
spoiled cunt: "BUT MOM THE FERRARI IS A PIECE OF SHIT AND I WANT TO BE ABLE TO IMPRESS MY FRIENDS" (smashes iPhone X on the ground)
mom: "Ok, we'll get you a golden Lamborghini."
spoiled cunt: "K, I also want a golden iPhone X."

by Dubiks August 22, 2018

Old Skool Handy

To receive a handjob, in old skool style; that is, either in tophand, in a ridiculous setting, or just by being a Handyman overall.

"Hey man, what did you end up doing last night?"

"Oh, I ended up getting an old skool handy...tophand style."

"Nice...."

by Ryan Perkins January 16, 2008