When having anal sex,you will shoot a full load in the anal cavity. You should then roll your partner over and immediately squat with your asshole over their mouth and as you squeeze off one of the biggest farts you can muster you punch her in the stomach. If done correctly a large cum balloon should shoot out of her asshole, (sperm is first in most cases but not all,often followed by fecal matter)
This maneuver should only be preformed on women of lesser stature than yourself because, larger statured women can become highly agitated and ussually get pissed when you fart in their mouth, much less give them the gut shot
This maneuver should only be preformed on women of lesser stature than yourself because, larger statured women can become highly agitated and ussually get pissed when you fart in their mouth, much less give them the gut shot
by Krollkrusher December 3, 2013
Get the sphincter bubblemug. A state in which one hates another person so much that their internal organs feel as if in purgatory upon seeing said person.
Jeff: Hey man, why are you so red?
Steve: Oh, i just saw Janet. I'm in a state of total Sphincter Hell right now.
Jeff: Wow man, you hate her that much?
Steve: It's hard not to.
Steve: Oh, i just saw Janet. I'm in a state of total Sphincter Hell right now.
Jeff: Wow man, you hate her that much?
Steve: It's hard not to.
by Azræl October 13, 2013
Get the Sphincter Hellmug. When someone’s asshole muscles can’t contract properly, causing their shits to slide out like a kid going down a slide, & farts to smoothly exit the anal cavity like a gust of wind.
by nutbuster3000 August 14, 2025
Get the Compromised Sphinctermug. How the 31 NFL franchises feel when they are facing Peyton Manning that week.
Ephraim Salaam When talking about his stories about nfl quarterbacks said this “Playing Peyton Manning… has the whole building shook up, you wanna talk about sphincters puckered?! Everyone’s walk around the facility is different”
This sort of respect is very rarely earned to the point where he also said during install week when you were going against the team you were playing against and exploit their weaknesses. He says “The defensive coordinator comes into OUR install room (he was and OL) and tells us offensively, WHAT WE NEED to DO, to Stop, Peyton Manning.
Ephraim Salaam When talking about his stories about nfl quarterbacks said this “Playing Peyton Manning… has the whole building shook up, you wanna talk about sphincters puckered?! Everyone’s walk around the facility is different”
This sort of respect is very rarely earned to the point where he also said during install week when you were going against the team you were playing against and exploit their weaknesses. He says “The defensive coordinator comes into OUR install room (he was and OL) and tells us offensively, WHAT WE NEED to DO, to Stop, Peyton Manning.
Playing Peyton Manning every week for his entire career was playing against a team was their Super Bowl. The final boss. The dude still went 13-3 nearly every year regardless of their preparation and giving it all they truly had on the field, and they truly did.
“Sphincters puckered” is a sign of fear and respect. The way one handles themselves when and immense task is given to them.
Playing Peyton Manning, has the whole building Shook up. You want to talk about sphincters in puckered!
I’m scared of playing this man, my sphincter’s is puckered because I know that L is already on our schedule.
“sphincter’s puckered. A sign of respect and fear of something. Being ready to give it your all even if the odds rent in your favor.”
“Sphincters puckered” is a sign of fear and respect. The way one handles themselves when and immense task is given to them.
Playing Peyton Manning, has the whole building Shook up. You want to talk about sphincters in puckered!
I’m scared of playing this man, my sphincter’s is puckered because I know that L is already on our schedule.
“sphincter’s puckered. A sign of respect and fear of something. Being ready to give it your all even if the odds rent in your favor.”
by Dairo11 March 17, 2023
Get the Sphincter’s Puckeredmug.