the spanish smack

when you cum in your hand and you smack a girl in the face cheek and splatter the cum everwhere

yo i was fuckin this bitch and then i gave her the spanish smack.

by rico mauripoo suave February 25, 2008

Spanish Mackrel

The nasty smell that a womans pussy emits after several weeks of being used as a cum dumpster and never washed between sexual encounters...

also known as "cologne de cum dumpster"

Jenny had to go to the chemist to buy a douche brush and 8 boxes of laundry powder because her cunt was begining to smell like a spanish mackrel after her 2 month holiday in Philidelphia...

by Big n' Long Tom October 31, 2009

spanish moon

1)a very bright full moon that appears larger than normal in the night sky

2)a bar in New Orleans

3)a song by Little Feat about a bar in New Orleans

The spanish moon was brilliant with a red-orange hue as it settled just above the tree tops.

by Tennessee Lamb March 14, 2012

spanish wedding

A girl stands in the middle of a group of guys, dancing like a spanish person. The guys jack off onto the girl and the cum is like "steamers and confetti". The girl keeps dancing.

Olivia was a part of the spanish wedding.

by gttom September 4, 2014

The spanish inquisition

something that you didnt expect jumping into your room right about now

no one expects the spanish inquisition

by DATBOOMGUY October 14, 2020

Spanish Pocket

The unseen pocket inside of jackets that is formed by the pockets meant for the exterior.
Usually near the inner middle of the hand pockets.

Andrew "Hey where the fireball is?"
J.J. "It's in my Spanish Pocket."

by jjstorm9 March 25, 2020

spanish rodeo

When you're shagging a chick, you say "I have aids" and try and see how long you can stay inside her.

David was shagging Lucy, he decided to have some spanish rodeo fun, he yelled "I HAVE AIDS" and managed to fuck her for 5 seconds before she bucked him off.

by The Ben's May 22, 2007