September 29th

it’s national clench your ass day. if you were born today you are apart of the slow but sexy society or sbss.

person1: yo i forgot the day today
person2: i think it thursday...
person3: no it’s september 29th -_- y’all slow.
person1&2: but sexy (:!

by chinkdestroyer October 18, 2019

September

The month were all peng sexy kind people were born and all the people who are going to do well in life . The best day in September is 30th September

Good people are born in September

by Real ass bitch July 13, 2019

september 21

Do you remember

The first night of September 21st

by Regie Sergal October 3, 2017

September 25

national watch hentai with the homies day. you get to watch hentai whenever and wherever with the homies on this day.

person #1: “you guys wanna watch hentai?”
the homies: “what?? why??”
person #1: “because it’s september 25th duhh”
the homies: “oh.. okay then”

by kiribaku69420 November 10, 2019

September 28th

the best girlfriends, bestfriend, and friend in general turns another year this day. they are the realest people ever.

September 28th babies are the best

by libradumbbe January 25, 2021

september 9

"September 9, 2001. Gary and I were skating at a hospital on top of a huge hill overlooking a valley. An ambulance came and took out a dead woman. Gary asked me why she wasn't moving or blinking. They hadn't closed her eyes yet. She must have died on the way. A car full of family and friends came in with the ambulance. They were all crying and hugging each other. One woman screamed hysterically and grabbed at the woman's body asking her to wake up. I had to tell Gary that her soul went to Heaven. I didn't believe a word of it, but I knew it'd be easier for him to understand. Two days from now, at 9 AM, the planes will hit the World Trade Center killing over 3, 000 people. I will tell Gary that there is no God, and all of this is meaningless. But today, there is a God. And he has a plan for him. He doesn't know it, but a year from now, our family will be torn apart and I will move far away and won't see or talk to him for five years. And as we sit on the hood of our car, the sun goes down and he asks me what I want out of my life. I tell him I don't know. On and on we run away from the things we are afraid. On and on we run away from the things we are afraid. On and on we run away from the things we are afraid."

this is the lyrics to the well known song in the emo community called 'sleep patterns' from the album 'for cameron' by Merchant Ships.

Cameron: what the hell happened on the september 9, 2001?
every emo kid: September 9, 2001. Gary and I were skating at a hospital on top of a huge hill overlooking a valley....

by JustAGirln'tWhoIsGayn't February 28, 2021

september 28

the day the most finest, hottest, shortest, baddest b*tch was born

girl: September 28 is my birthday!
boy: no wonder you're so fine

by yuhyuhgetintoit July 1, 2021