Scouser

One who complains endlessly about footballing injustices whilst feigning amnesia about the times it worked out pretty well for them

(See also liVARpool)

Seen all over the internet, a poor scouser crying "I want the game replayed because we didn't get an offside decision - what replay the Champions League final? - that was different"

by NotAManc October 3, 2023

Scouse oven

Similar to a dutch oven, a scouse oven is the act of farting in someones face under the covers. Rather than pushing them under the covers and holding them there to force them to smell your gas you have them willingly co-operate in the act by getting under the covers, getting their face behind your bum and staying there while you fart in their face.

She gave him a scouse oven

by Saythankyou November 16, 2023

Scouser

Steven gerrard

friend: Hey bro you a scouser?

you: yeh ehmmmm im a steven gerrard la.

by hipookie March 3, 2024

Scouse wash

Not having a proper shower or wash, instead using something like Lynx Africa to cover their stench. ‘Scouse’ being a reference to people from Liverpool, the joke being that they’re dirty.

“I had a Scouse wash at Glastonbury festival.”

by Idgaf2025 March 1, 2025

scouse scally jihadi

luffi

scouse scally jihadi cool

by mrs tosser November 16, 2025

scouse bike

luffi

scouse bike cool

by mrs tosser November 16, 2025

adopted scouser

a person who’s a wool but is liked by a scouser(s) so they’re now an adopted scouser

“have you heard about my new adopted scouser john, he’s sound lad”

by scousenotenglish October 6, 2022