When conservatives decided what is “woke” based on if it is successful or not like when the Barbie movie released people said it was woke but then when it made a billion dollars people decided it wasn’t
Person1: ew the Barbie movie is about feminism it will have a 70% drop of on the second week go woke go broke person 2: we will see about it. 1 week later. Person 2: the Barbie movie just became Warner bros. Highest grossing film so much for go woke go broke. Person 1: actually it was not that woke. Person 2: omg you are an example of Schrödinger's Wokeness
by Nooneknows69420 August 28, 2023
Get the Schrödinger's Wokenessmug. A romantic "partnership" in which a parent is simultaneously married but also a single parent due to their partner's weaponized incompetence.
"Why didn't Becky come out with us tonight?"
"Oh, because she can't trust Chad to "babysit" their kids. Last time he passed out drunk and their toddler microwaved a fork. Nearly burned the house down."
"Gosh, that poor woman - wonder if she realizes she's in Schrödinger's marriage."
"Oh, because she can't trust Chad to "babysit" their kids. Last time he passed out drunk and their toddler microwaved a fork. Nearly burned the house down."
"Gosh, that poor woman - wonder if she realizes she's in Schrödinger's marriage."
by Artful_Discourse January 17, 2024
Get the Schrödinger's marriagemug. Someone online who gets after obvious satire for being supposedly sexist or racist, yet also being either of those things un-ironically (example: “these sexist memes are so awful, I bet they were made by white loser incel dudes!”)
“This bigoted meme can’t hide under the pretense of satire, that doesn’t make it okay!!!”
Stop being a Schrödinger’s Samaritan
Stop being a Schrödinger’s Samaritan
by walter the waxy May 8, 2023
Get the Schrödinger’s Samaritanmug. When you have condomless sex without any other contraceptives and you are in a simultaneous state of parenthood and near-miss until a few weeks later
Michael and I had a Schrödinger’s baby but it’s been seven weeks and morning sickness hasn’t started yet so I guess I’m not pregnant
by Justclowntingz May 14, 2020
Get the Schrödinger’s babymug. Schrödinger's Legal Age: When a young woman (18-29) is seen as either a child or an adult depending on the age of her male partner. If she is dating a man her own age, she's an adult. If the man is 30+, she is a child and he is a pedophile despite the woman being of legal age. Does not apply to lesbian relationships.
This practice is usually invoked by 30+ women who used to date older men when they were young, but resent those same men for overlooking them now that they are no longer 18-29.
This practice is usually invoked by 30+ women who used to date older men when they were young, but resent those same men for overlooking them now that they are no longer 18-29.
A woman: Leonardo DiCaprio is a pedophile for dating a 22 year old woman!!!
A Man: Are you suggesting that a 22 year old woman is a child? Sounds like a case of Schrödinger's Legal Age.
A Man: Are you suggesting that a 22 year old woman is a child? Sounds like a case of Schrödinger's Legal Age.
by Jolly Jay June 9, 2024
Get the Schrödinger's Legal Agemug. A thought experiment involving a blindfold, a guy, and a girl. While blindfolded, you receive a blowjob from one of them, but you don’t know who. The act remains "not gay" until the blindfold is removed. As long as you don’t look, it’s assumed the girl is doing the job—thereby keeping things hetero by default.
Bro, I got a Schrödinger's Blowjob, I think the dude sucked my dick because he was wiping his lips afterwards.
by dingusdugglas January 29, 2025
Get the Schrödinger's Blowjobmug. A person who claims to be christian, but the second you ask them if they're christian they get all offended and don't know what you're talking about.
by SpinX22 June 1, 2025
Get the Schrödinger’s Christianmug.