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land sailor

1. A land-locked homosexual, usualy of the clomo variety, named so due to the inability to camouflage his but pirate-like advances toward unsuspecting straight sailors. Fortunately, easily detected by gaydar.

2. A Navy soldier stationed on a coastal outpost who longs for the companionship of other seamen.
Have you been introduced to Bruce? He may suggest you come over for a beer to watch football, but he really means he wants a naked wrestle in front of the fire. He is the one with a pink thong and glitter on his ass cheeks. Lift up his dress and you'll clearly see that he is a bit of a land sailor.

Bruce was a naval soldier who was stationed on a coastal outpost, yet longed for the companionship of other seamen.
by LemonySnicket July 22, 2006
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sailor moon

pronounced: sailor moon
a really cool anime/manga/book, by nako takuchi AWESOME ,w00tness, 1337,kewl,nuff said
me< "OMG sailor moon is soo kewl!!"
*stuffs sugar in mouth*
me<"MOON PRISM POWER!!!"
*runs away*
me<"HEY DAN WHEN DOES HALO 2 COME OUT??!!!11"
*stabs*
*runs away*
*stuffs more sugar in mouth*
by amanda November 5, 2004
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Sailor Moon

An anime series.

Sailor Moon chronicles the lives of one (then three, then five, then seven, then too many to count) hot lesbian girls who use magic and skimpy clothing to fight evil.

The only exception being Sailor moon herself who is straight, possible bisexual.

The show has received much critisms for displaying homosexual women as strong, positive role models for young children. Yet depicts straight girls as ditzy, idiotic, and self-serving.

The team is mentored by two pussies, both named after the mythological goddess Artemis. Who also happened to be a dike. (Clearly not a coincidence.)
by Dusk Soldier July 29, 2008
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French Sailor

The male-male version of the french Cigarette
If I were gay I would love a French Sailor
by frenchfan April 7, 2010
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Sailors Beard

Dude1: WTF is that smell?
Dirtygirl1: I dunno.
*dude1 goes down*
Dude1: Urgh fuck! It's your crotch! It's like a fucking sailors beard down there!!
Dirtygirl1: O noes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by Frederico Espozana June 23, 2011
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sailor moon

A sexual act where the girl sits on the mans face while watching the anime called Sailor Moon
"Hey hunny, you wanna Sailor Moon later?"
by the real chlo September 23, 2019
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combat sailor

A marine (boot-neck) who receives anal sex off sailors.
I shafted that combat sailor the other day. Thought I would give him something to do as he doesn't do anything useful these days.
by Jdyfbdk November 20, 2017
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