rolling stone

You are fresh. On a roll. Nothing is stopping you right now. You are like a stone which keeps moving. You are up with the times and living in the contemporary world.

The magazine Rolling Stone attempts to be contemporarys but only people like you reading this are tring to be fresh by keeping up with teh times and don't want to stop rolling.

by somemoron March 23, 2005

im rolling

laughing your f*cking ass off , because someone said something completely incorrect.

is 2 plus 2 , 5 ?

IM ROLLING 😂

by starfishak907 December 22, 2017

Rolling Blackouts

Unlike the typical blackout that occurs after a hard night of drinking where you can't remember things you did the night before; "rolling blackouts" occur in real-time throughout the actual night of drinking.

George was so fucked up last night that he was having "Rolling Blackouts", he kept asking when we were going to order dinner after we had already ordered and eaten. Then he got upset when dessert came saying, "this is interesting, dessert BEFORE dinner!"

by RonTulumMexico April 13, 2009

rolling cluster fuck

A derogatory term used to describe an individuals ongoing total and complete failure to competently complete their work or mission, due to their idiocy, administrative stupidity and stubbornness; or the result of same.

His(her)work is all screwed up. He(she)is a 'rolling cluster fuck.'

by Brandt Domas February 27, 2004

cheese rolling

A sport performed in Gloucestershire, otherwise known as "the land of sheep and potatoes" or "party central of the world", involving some old men in tweed jackets and tweed trousers rolling large pieces of cheese down steep hills. The winner is awarded a cheese trophy (yes i am jealous of him too).
This sport is highly dangerous and many people die from it each year. So only attend if you are a "hard core sports junkie"
Bring your own cheese.

"Hey Kate do you want to go to the cinema?"
"Nah, no can do Im going cheese rolling."

by toribismylover December 22, 2009

Hempire Rolling Papers

Rolling papers made from pure hemp. They are slow burning, healthy, burns slow and runs for 2 bucks in your local smoke/head shop.

I rolled some DANK ass Bubba Kush with Hempire Rolling Papers; the J got me chiefed for like 3 hours fool... THAT SHIT CRAYYY

by TheActualTruthTeller November 27, 2011

Jk Rowling

A transphobic piece of shit.

Do you like JK Rowling?
No, fuck that transphobe!

by MonoKun September 23, 2020