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The best and most futuristic Laptop brand.
I have a Quantum Laptop, and you don't😂
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Quantum Rapist

This is when a spouse cheats on you without using protection, and proceeds to go home and touch you sexually without using protection. While the act consentual not, being exposed to new partners unknowingly is QUANTUM RAPE.
Did you hear about that quantum rapist, he cheated on his wife with men and women.
by Squeekx143 January 14, 2025
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Quantum

Adj: Very fun and awesome thing to do with the boys
"Aw bro this is about to be so quantum"
by awehiwaohieroknWEFC November 21, 2020
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Quantum shit

When you have had diarree for three+ days .
by Legolas12223 August 26, 2023
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Quantum Jiggle Mechanics

the branch of mechanics that deals with the mathematical description of the motion and interaction of subatomic particles involving high levels of jiggle
Damn boy, let me test them cheeks quantum jiggle mechanics to determine the probability of cake clapping.
by Chwailhunter334 December 27, 2023
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quantum queef

1. noun: creepy airborne quanta produced by a quantum being that often possesseds the vibrational bodies of lower life forms, bioorganisms, and ecosystems when that being is present in a generally giant radius.

2. verb: quanta quantumnina.com produces when she's thinking, hearing, or saying anything that often causes random animals, humans, inanimate noisy machines, and elements like weather systems to sound like those things are speaking what her consciousness is paying attention to.
1.

1st guy: "OMG, bruh, my car engine and the tires just told me to "fuck off" in a human voice!"
2nd guy: "Bruh, that's the creepiest quantum queef I've ever heard!"
1st guy: "Bruh, you haven't heard a creepy quantum queef until you've heard a crowd of people scream at you."

2. QuantumNina.com in a grocery store reading off her grocery list:
"-apples.
-bananas
-protein shakes
-shit, I forgot to bring my work phone."
Pedestrians in the Grocery Store Talking:
-Lady talking to her husband-"oh these are super cuuuu(apples)te, huh?"
-Man checking me out in produce-"hey, can I get your nuuuu(bananas)ber? Nevermind..."
-Grocery store employees discussing their weekend-"Yeah, bruh, the three run home run was so siiiii(protein shakes)ck!"
-Baby babbling at the checkout-"Goo goo, bagaga (shit, I fo)gaga(rgot)doo,ah(my work)baba(phone)gaga..."
-quantumnina.com-"ew, so many quantum queefs. Why does this always happen to me?!"
by QUANTUM NINA November 10, 2024
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Quantum Physics X

The Quantum “X” is PSI x wavefunction (X,Y,Z and L).

1. Complex Functions
2. State of System
3. Gives Probabilities
If you imagine or see on a X Graph, you’ll see that there is the Re line goes upward, downwards, then on the line. The Im line goes upward and then on the line. But if you see on the 1-PSI-2 line, you will see that is strongly goes up more than the Re or the Im but then it goes on the line.
“The Quantum Physics X is useful for the X Graph.”
by Wargom July 1, 2024
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