quantum retardinization

To be or become any form of a furry.

Creating a furry is an act of quantum retardinization.

by Ksjdhfglwodncoamwodmciakqp July 22, 2019

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Quantum Thop

The Quantum Thop is a particularly harsh thop, one where the thopper draws upon all of their palm-strength to administer the thop

'If you don't shut up I'll Quantum Thop you into the next realm'

by ithinkmrkellylovesme May 20, 2018

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quantum jelqing

quantum jelqing is the act of jelqing for such an extended period of time that the penis is thinner than an atom

Guy 1: Is that a string?
Guy 2: No, Gary's just been quantum jelqing.

by HawkTuahRegimer October 22, 2024

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quantum prismatic evolution of a cell

The quantum prismatic evolution of a cell - The quantum particles that are existing in a superposition within a cell that are given instructions to move to move along a predetermined path to a specific point in time to continue the evolution of a cell.

The quantum prismatic evolution of a cell is what genterates the force for the atom to split.

by Jefew November 22, 2024

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Quantum Entanglement

When two bodies have quantum entanglement and get close to each other, all they can do is try to become one.

Dude, those two just keep making it whenever they get near each other. They quantum entanglement.

by Blackbird131 October 29, 2019

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quantum thought

Quantum: the smallest possible amount of something.

Thought: neurochemical processes carrying information around the brain.

Quantum thought: the smallest possible amount of thought, containing no useful information.

"That antivaxxer had a quantum thought when she claimed that vaccines cause harm!"

"Deflections with talk of AI or programming is a conspiracy theorist's QT; they can't think beyond it."

by KayVonPaul June 3, 2021

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