Poptard

1. Someone who can't eat poptarts

2. Someone who's acting like an idiot, but in a funny way.

Person 1: This poptart wont fit into my mouth!
Person 2: Poptard!

Person 1:Derp A Derp!
Person 2: Poptard!

by LOLmonkey February 3, 2008

Funky lil popstar

Jungkook of BTS was lovingly referred to as a “funky lil popstar” by an unsuspecting Twitter user when they learnt that he overcame his hesitation to interact with ARMY on social media.

If any of you use this nickname on some irrelevant plebeian I will personally break into your house and line your floors with legos, release 1000s of horse flies and spiders in your basement and leave my 4 year old nephew who shrieks if you so much as breathe next to him, at your house for a week.

Go you funky lil popstar(jungkook)!

by Funky lil ARMY December 16, 2021

Postamble

The music played after the headline band is done with their set.

The postamble was an eclectic mix of free jazz and kraut rock, a good choice to end a great show.

by saynewkid August 5, 2009

poptartarific

extremly awsome person that loves poptarts

she is poptartarific

by cheko malaka December 29, 2010

popslag

Someone who slags off otheer people to get popularity

He's such a popslag

by thedefier October 21, 2011

PodStalking

To search all over ITunes, Libsyn, etc etc to find and listen to podcast interviews of your favorite author, celebrity, people, etc.

I have now listened to 4 new sci-fi/fantasy podcasts, on 2 different networks podstalking Neil Gaiman.

by RavenHarte December 4, 2014

Poptart

The phenomena that occurs when one farts underwater and her gaseous bubble moves up and around her torso before exiting between her cleavage.

That poptart had some incredible aim and pungence.

by JeninjaCO December 17, 2014