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by Dally's jokes April 2, 2021
Get the Dally of a picklemug. by 5p bags from asdas October 21, 2018
Get the pickle rickmug. by GOPA July 16, 2005
Get the picklemug. Being 'sure as a pickle' means not being very sure at all. Using this phrase often gives a sense of false hope, as it sounds like an optimistic phrase while actually being quite pessimistic.
Pickles are very unsure organisms, as shown by their common trait of rolling around on tables. This behavior is caused by the existence of their many bumps, which bother them to no extent. They feel bad for each and every one of these bumps, which they must lie on and crush, no matter which way they roll. Thus, they must keep moving.
Nothing is ever less sure than a pickle.
Pickles are very unsure organisms, as shown by their common trait of rolling around on tables. This behavior is caused by the existence of their many bumps, which bother them to no extent. They feel bad for each and every one of these bumps, which they must lie on and crush, no matter which way they roll. Thus, they must keep moving.
Nothing is ever less sure than a pickle.
Person 1: So, is our plan still on for tonight?
Person 2: Um, probably.
Person 1: You sure?
Person 2: I'm as sure as a pickle!
The next day...
Person 1: You didn't show up! What happened?
Person 2: I told you, I was as sure as a pickle, which is really not very sure at all.
Person 2: Um, probably.
Person 1: You sure?
Person 2: I'm as sure as a pickle!
The next day...
Person 1: You didn't show up! What happened?
Person 2: I told you, I was as sure as a pickle, which is really not very sure at all.
by Rolls With Pickles August 4, 2009
Get the sure as a picklemug. Example 1:
Girl - So he is uncircumcised?
Boy - Yep, he's got his pickle crown fully intact.
Example 2:
Doctor - The operation is going well. Nurse, take the pickle crown and make sure to handle it tenderly
Nurse - Yes Doctor
Girl - So he is uncircumcised?
Boy - Yep, he's got his pickle crown fully intact.
Example 2:
Doctor - The operation is going well. Nurse, take the pickle crown and make sure to handle it tenderly
Nurse - Yes Doctor
by Chaotican June 22, 2010
Get the Pickle Crownmug. 1
Brad: Did you just smell Alex?
Josh: Yeah dude he smells just like a sticky pickle.
Both: ¨Audible skull emoji¨
2
Jack: Bro Liam For-real looks just like a sticky pickle.
Oliver: On god on god
Brad: Did you just smell Alex?
Josh: Yeah dude he smells just like a sticky pickle.
Both: ¨Audible skull emoji¨
2
Jack: Bro Liam For-real looks just like a sticky pickle.
Oliver: On god on god
by 6pla6gue6 May 18, 2023
Get the Sticky Picklemug.