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Golden Piano

A sexual act conducted by women whose vaginas have been destroyed by pushing out future steroid abusers.

The woman lays on her back and fucks every single poor person they can whilst pissing on them constantly from her enormous fadge.
"I can't believe she managed the entire population of Stoke in that Golden Piano, we're gonna need a bigger mop"
by GoldenPianoman December 27, 2018
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The Fish Piano Theorem

The theory that a fish species, given an infinite amount of time, will create an exact replica of a piano. Then due to the existence of a piano, there will eventually be a fish Mozart that will create his pieces exactly.
"You ever heard of 'The Fish Piano Theorem'?"
by Sleep_Deprivation_Good. November 22, 2024
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piano

A slang term (or street name) for "chorded keyboard", as the keys on this keyboard are pressed together (rather than one by one)
Instead of playing each note separately, he just hit the piano to lay down some sweet chords for the track.
by Emotional Cruiser October 9, 2025
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Piano Chan

MeiAIDs' ultimate waifu.
"Unintelligible sheep noises"
- Piano Chan
by Anony. Res September 14, 2023
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Piano

It's piano with a "" what did you expect.
It's called,"Piano". Bi_ch
by LimeCraze January 7, 2024
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Piano wire noose

Where the people that made the counselor most likely got the idea to make a bolito device, a machine that speeds up a decapitation by wire.
Hangman- We're gonna kill ya slow with this...

Condemned- A piano wire noose? Won't that decapitate me?

Hangman- Sometimes. What's more likely to happen is the wire slowly cuts into the neck, severing the major arteries and creating a spectatucular display of carnage. We're gonna hang you from a meat hook and film it, you're gonna be on TV.

Condemned- Wait a minute, I thought I was gonna get a rope like the others, that's fucked up.

Hangman- Hahahahaha.
by The Original Agahnim January 24, 2022
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Piano Palms

When your entire palms are soft and smooth like piano fingers.
"Damn Bill. You got the piano palms!" - Christine
by 10,000VoltGhost August 25, 2018
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