Jewish Piano

Usually a till, used to describe or is a metaphor for stingy Jews
Hold on, let me pull out my Jewish Piano, Ka-Ching Ka-Ching Ka-Ching, go catch the coins!
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Piano

John: I pianoed last night and I didn’t use anal stretching cream
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Piano

A piano is a musical instrument with 88 keys. It has a Treble clef and a Bass Clef which means you play with your left and right hand. This Instrument has a beautiful sound. The piano has 3 pedals; Damper, Soft, and Sustain. Sustain holds out notes. The damper works when you hold a note, hold down the pedal, and let go of the key and it holds it out while the other notes are not held.
Wow! This piano is crazy! It sounds so beautiful!
by WikiWooHoo May 17, 2022
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Rich Piano

A godlike creature, also called "Grand Master", who became big and thicc after putting thousands of lebenden Totgeburten (living stillbirths) into his Laktissimus (Latissimus), cheeks and lips. He is often accompanied by his Gehilfen (assistant) Kai Greene.
Mr Piono (Rich Piano) : Give me all of them tasty living stilbirths, i want to put them into my Laktissimus!

Gehilfe (Kai Greene): But Grand Master, that's very dangerous! Nobody has done this before!

Mr Piono: *screaching* GIVE EM' TO MEEE!!!
by ESSKEETIT88 March 17, 2018
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piano

A huge amount of drugs. Piano’s got 88 keys, and a kilogram is known as a key in the streets. Hustlers using the word Piano to describe big amounts.
He got all that money because he pushed a piano.
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Piano

This instrument is a FUCK! If you play a piano then you are wasting your life. Killing all hopes and dreams of music and ruining your life is what it does. FUCK this instrument!!!!!!!
The Piano is an ASSHOLE of an instrument. FUCKING ridicules.
by GoofenburgDictionary August 12, 2019
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Dobani Thumb Piano

Flicking a pussy in the motion of texting (with 2 thumbs)
Dude, I gave my first Dobani Thumb Piano at the party last night!
by therealconnorgriffith December 24, 2016
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