by EPIXGAMING February 17, 2019

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by pussypetter6969 April 5, 2019

A bastard pet is when someone in a relationship buys or adopts a pet without the support or even against the wishes of the other person in the relationship.
“No way I’m cleaning up your dogs shit off my living room floor. I told you getting a dog was not a good idea now I’m the one having to pay for this Bastard pet!”
by EPPLE December 31, 2020

by Jeff Pink July 21, 2017

There are many types of teachers pets.
1. The kind who tells the teacher every little thing someone does.
2. The kind who waits for the teacher to get onto them, and then they get onto them too.
3. The kind who acts like the teacher is a god and brings the teacher gifts.
The third one is only good for a fun teacher, like Coach Bass, everyone who knows him likes him. Even the kids who get in trouble.
1. The kind who tells the teacher every little thing someone does.
2. The kind who waits for the teacher to get onto them, and then they get onto them too.
3. The kind who acts like the teacher is a god and brings the teacher gifts.
The third one is only good for a fun teacher, like Coach Bass, everyone who knows him likes him. Even the kids who get in trouble.
The teachers pet told on Joe-Bob today because he found a pencil on the ground and took it for his own.
by My Pseudonym 30333 April 21, 2022
