Bastard Pet

A bastard pet is when someone in a relationship buys or adopts a pet without the support or even against the wishes of the other person in the relationship.

“No way I’m cleaning up your dogs shit off my living room floor. I told you getting a dog was not a good idea now I’m the one having to pay for this Bastard pet!”

by EPPLE December 31, 2020

pet-yeppers

someone that can't say no to getting more pets.

you are such a pet-yeppers. You have so many pets and can't say no. Always bringing in the strays.

by Leah__1981 October 19, 2020

Teacher's pet

A person who is a goody two shoes and suck up to their teacher.

"Oh Miss, you have so much marking to do!" - Liyana S (Teacher's pet) said in a monotone voice

by gossip girlies February 15, 2022

Pet Bull

A bull is an intact (i.e., not castrated) adult male of the species Bos taurus (cattle).
A pet is an animal kept primarily for a person's company, protection, or entertainment.
A pet bull is an adult male cow that is treated like a traditional pet (i.e., dogs)

I think Mary's pet bull is too dangerous to be around the kids.

by DRARC September 24, 2018

Pet Germ

A person or companion who behaves in a questionable matter and enjoys eating rocks :)

Nathaniel is my pet germ :)

by I've been spotted hehe October 9, 2020

Pet the shark

Performing an unnecessary overtly dangerous act.

The breaker panel was three feet away, but the electrician pet the shark and worked with the live wires.

by Mikey the Sub-Genius January 21, 2019

pet-cunt

A bitch of such epic proportions that you are forced to check her at the door of establishments that don't allow animals other than service dogs.

Sorry, you are going to leave your pet-cunt outside of Arby's. They are not allowed in the drama free, beef lover's oasis due to their overwhelmingly selfish aditude and general bitchiness.

by 187inthe262 September 24, 2015